Phones + Water = Bad

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:13 pm

shaft wrote:
R00k wrote:So I'm 28 and still have the sex drive of a teenager.

That hurts real bad man. :lol:
No you’re 28, still looking for a woman with standards low enough to have you, a shit job that can only afford a $400/mo rental with 2 other men in it, and you sit around masturbating like someone who never has sex, meanwhile looking pathetic bragging to everyone here how you get laid every night. Not to mention your self-esteem issues that impel you to troll someone on an internet msg board weeks after they have crushed you. You are clearly bothered by me crushing you. You call me boring yet continue to read my posts obsessively. Say you don’t care what I think, but at the slightest ridicule, post your entire weekend activities like you have something to prove thinking we give a shit. :lol: Move on with life man, stop acting like your 16 :lol: You have clearly made an ass out of yourself here in R&R. Best go back to Gen Dis where you don’t get your feelings hurt :lol:

At least your imagination is still awake.
You actually made me laugh for once. :lol: :icon14:

But I better get some royalties off this fantasy novel you're writing about me, it looks like you've been putting a lot of work into it. :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:15 pm

R00k wrote:It's not like I haven't given him any ammo. What more can I do?

I have played you like a little bitch every since you first stepped in here. You're in over your head son. Admit you have been slaughtered and leave. :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:22 pm

You owned little bitch, you can barely even type coherently anymore.

Go get your wife to lick your cock for 10 minutes so you can get it up to jerk off and ignore your kids some more. :lol:

Fucking crushed.

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:41 pm

R00k wrote:
At least your imagination is still awake.
You actually made me laugh for once. :lol: :icon14:

But I better get some royalties off this fantasy novel you're writing about me, it looks like you've been putting a lot of work into it. :lol:

For those of us that dont speak redneck fagg0t, I think this means R00kie's been slaughtered :lol: :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:45 pm

R00k wrote:You owned little bitch, you can barely even type coherently anymore.

Go get your wife to lick your cock for 10 minutes so you can get it up to jerk off and ignore your kids some more. :lol:

Fucking crushed.

Wow, that stings. Good one. But totally irrelevant. Your head is empty. The door is in the upper right corner. Buh Bye. :lol:

Post by **Tormentius** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:02 am

shaft wrote: :lol: Move on with life man, stop acting like your 16 :lol: You have clearly made an ass out of yourself here in R&R. Best go back to Gen Dis where you don’t get your feelings hurt :lol:

Pot....meet kettle.

:icon27:

Post by **shaft** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:09 am

Tormentius wrote:
Pot....meet kettle.

:icon27:

q3w...meet fagg0t :lol:
Speaking of masturbating sexless nerds. Pimpleface Borementus the Beer Drinking Baddass :lol:
Hows your wife doing? :lol: Oh thats right...she left you :lol:

Post by **Tormentius** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:36 am

shaft wrote:
Tormentius wrote:
Pot....meet kettle.

:icon27:
q3w...meet fagg0t :lol:
Speaking of masturbating sexless nerds. Pimpleface Borementus the Beer Drinking Baddass :lol:
Hows your wife doing? :lol: Oh thats right...she left you :lol:

Yeah. I know this concept is well over your head but fantasies and icon19s don't constitute ownage, they just make you look like more of a whipped dog. Thats an image you seem quite desperate to reinforce though so by all means keep going.

Post by **shaft** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:35 am

You told me that last week. Try not to repeat yourself so much...ok? :lol: You sound like a fucking parrot :lol:

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed May 11, 2005 8:08 am

shaft

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:19 am

:lol: frockbrain :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:30 pm

Doombrain wrote:shaft

Whats the matter douchebrand? you have that not so fresh feeling again? :lol:

Post by **seremtan** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:54 pm

copying

feedback

how

sad

Post by **shaft** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:09 pm

R00kie, crushed :lol:

I guess he thinks he can do better in a new thread. :lol: :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:22 pm

shaft wrote:Wow, that stings. Good one. But totally irrelevant. Your head is empty. The door is in the upper right corner. Buh Bye. :lol:

How do you even reply to such a deliriously retarded statement as this - is it supposed to be a flame? I can't tell.

Either way you've already proven you're an idiot - why do I need to be involved any further?

Post by **shaft** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:30 pm

R00k wrote: is it supposed to be a flame? I can't tell.

why do I need to be involved any further?

Sorry, I should have known that would be to complication for you to understand. Let me put it in simple redneck...Fuck off fagg0t.

Your involvment isnt needed anymore, youve been slaughtered..move on. :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:45 pm

shaft wrote:Sorry, I should have known that would be to complication for you to understand. Let me put it in simple redneck...Fuck off fagg0t.

Your involvment isnt needed anymore, youve been slaughtered..move on. :lol:

Yes, it is to complication for me to understand. :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:55 pm

"complicated" you stupid redneck fagg0t.
One typo and R00kies fucked I guess. :lol:
Want me to repeat it for you? :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:59 pm

That's not a typo you dumbass. It's showing your inability to string together a coherent sentence because you've been fucking owned into a state of verbal diarrhea.

Emasculated. :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Wed May 11, 2005 8:06 pm

fucking owned? where? :lol:
Youre in complete denile man :lol:
Youre living the lifestyle of a fagg0t :lol: