we just got our water bill...

[scared?]

$701...lol?...

[andyman]

so where's the kickstarter link

[scared?]

What the fuck does that mean moron?...

[andyman]

it means you're poor, now it means you're poor and stupid

[scared?]

Hmm... Why so angry?... Real poverty?... ...

[seremtan]

wow

this is what this place has come to

[Whiskey 7]

wow

this is what this place has come to

Sadly, seems so

[LawL]

Geoff can't pay his bill and has come to Q3W to beg for help. Pathetic.

[Scourge]

$701...lol?...

Whoopdefriggindo.

[MKJ]

Stop draining the lake.

[Theftbot]

Cesspool runoff..,

[Whiskey 7]

We just drained our pool.

Yes, I should have taken photos

I say we, but it was the pool technicians and the pool needed a little TLC for a blemish on the concrete (underwater).

An expensive job but it is only money and I believe you can't take it with you (when you die).

I was surprised about the number of bags of pool salt it took after refilling

[Eraser]

Wait, Whiskey has a pool of his own? A retired prison guard? Well that puts Geoff's pool in perspective...

[seremtan]

wait, Whiskey was a prison guard in Australia?

no wonder he's so jaded

[PhoeniX]

Future Direct Debit Payments

Due Date Amount
01/04/2014 £31.55
01/05/2014 £31.53
01/06/2014 £31.53
01/07/2014 £31.53
01/08/2014 £31.53
01/09/2014 £31.53
01/10/2014 £31.53
01/11/2014 £31.53

Fixed monthly rate .

[scared?]

Lol poor ppl^^^... ...

[PhoeniX]

aka sensible.

It actually probably costs more than having a meter on average, but at least I won't get a $701 surprise.

[Whiskey 7]

wait, Whiskey was a prison guard in Australia?

no wonder he's so jaded

I'll put you all straight here.
I was a Prison Officer and proud of it as there is no greater responsibility than to care (contain) your fellow human in custody.

My time in the Prison Service was only 10 years, less than a life lagging and only 1/4 of my working life of just 40 years. I was lucky and with smart money management I was able to retire well before my peers.

[andyman]

smart money management

so how much contraband did you smuggle that let you retire early? joking

[Don Carlos]

LOL Geoff - A grade moron

[Ryoki]

We don't pay our water bill, something to do with an administrative fuckup on their end. They'll send one of the inhabitants a letter every year saying 'hi you owe us this much' and then that person sends a letter back saying 'hi, that's not correct, i'm not paying for my neighbours, please adjust your invoice' and then nothing happens - until a year later one of us gets another letter. According to the neighbours this has been going on for 20 years or so...

[seremtan]

gotta love bureaucracy sometimes

[SoM]

LOL Geoff - A grade moron

[scared?]

Listen up chumps... My water bill is more than ur rents/mortgages...I win... ...

[LawL]

Because we all own our homes while you're squatting.