internet speed?...

[Captain]

get a hobby you simpletonious cunt gobbers.

[feedback]

ouch ^^

I wonder why HK has such good UL rates

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

get a hobby you simpletonious cunt gobbers.

clearly, he has one.

[LawL]

lmfao

[seremtan]

>Quake3World
>154 members

haha

[Doombrain]

jesus memphis, you're pissing your life away on computer games.

[LawL]

With your 8+ hours of gaming every day I'm surprised you have the time to be so upset.

[xer0s]

lol, I like ya Memph, but seek help...

[seremtan]

all this hate from posters on a videogame board full of threads about the latest videogames, complete with reviews of said videogames by posters who have played them all, alongside bragging about game PC specs

remember the last humble indie bundle? of course you do; you bought it, fucker

[scared?]

i win again... ...

[LawL]

lol pathetic.

[scared?]

Yeah u r... ...

[xer0s]

Oh alright. You convinced me...

[LawL]

Yeah u r... ...

no u

[seremtan]

lol, I like ya Memph, but seek help...

I guess folks who play sports, or climb rocks, or swim, or do photography for hours to improve their abilities, just not professionally, should 'get help' too? I don't watch dribble on telly, or sit around bored, or have to bother people for company, or enact the mentality of a socially troubled teenage youtuber to garner attention. I manage my time and consider mastery of a hobby a satisfaction. I've always been a gamer and like anyone with a passion for something, I've kept at it with the goal to improve. Is that worse than someone who plays a game once on normal, considers it complete and moves onto the next - mindlessly devouring content until something's too hard, requires actual thought or mechanical understanding, at which point they load up the next, or go back to gormless gurning at the television? 'Cos that's 90% of the gaming population these days, so I guess that's what you're referring to. That ain't me.

Do you still possess the reflexes of a younger man? I do. I am a paragon. A figurative Jesus, if you will. My time and efforts art a sacrifice upon the altar of attention span. A martyr for capability. I will now place the Sacred Chalice of the Impossible, next to the Chump Bucket, which doth contain thy balls, and thusly hurl down my gauntlet. Thy balls may returneth upon completion of Max Payne's challenge mode. Or of two other titles and what doth they consider to be 'hard mode', thus may yield returneth of one ball per-piece. One may, of course, win at something in 'real life' in sporting competition amongst peers, but that's just laughably nonsensical make-believe isn't it? Doth note that whomever may be singular, or otherwise lacking of original ballage may still earn two, due to favourable predictions of excessive unreclaimable balls, for reasons and excuses ranging from age, inability or commitments to nappies/fattening wives/delusional religions whom do not art praise thy chalice, nor thy sun or bucket and/or simply having hobbies of their own that aren't just neuron stroking time-fillers in their miserably bleak lives of mental fragility, masked by relentless internet addiction and online debauchery, fuelling self-denial of reality and the social wasteland of insignificance in which they'll forever reside, prior to a small immediate-family funeral, during which the only tear shed is of the vicar, as he stealthily rubs up behind the pulpit, whilst attendees on their grudgingly rescheduled lunch-break browse inane social media memes on their phones. And yes, you all buy games and never even finish them. And no, the reason is not 'free time', unless you work at a tread-mill or have some sex-witholding femdom, whipping you into obedience with the aromatic pungeance of possibility, you duplicitous bunch of cunts

pretty sure i already read this after defeating the enderdragon

[Captain]

I guess folks who play sports, or climb rocks, or swim, or do photography for hours to improve their abilities, just not professionally, should 'get help' too? I don't watch dribble on telly, or sit around bored, or have to bother people for company, or enact the mentality of a socially troubled teenage youtuber to garner attention. I manage my time and consider mastery of a hobby a satisfaction. I've always been a gamer and like anyone with a passion for something, I've kept at it with the goal to improve. Is that worse than someone who plays a game once on normal, considers it complete and moves onto the next - mindlessly devouring content until something's too hard, requires actual thought or mechanical understanding, at which point they load up the next, or go back to gormless gurning at the television? 'Cos that's 90% of the gaming population these days, so I guess that's what you're referring to. That ain't me.

Do you still possess the reflexes of a younger man? I do. I am a paragon. A figurative Jesus, if you will. My time and efforts art a sacrifice upon the altar of attention span. A martyr for capability. I will now place the Sacred Chalice of the Impossible, next to the Chump Bucket, which doth contain thy balls, and thusly hurl down my gauntlet. Thy balls may returneth upon completion of Max Payne's challenge mode. Or of two other titles and what doth they consider to be 'hard mode', thus may yield returneth of one ball per-piece. One may, of course, win at something in 'real life' in sporting competition amongst peers, but that's just laughably nonsensical make-believe isn't it? Doth note that whomever may be singular, or otherwise lacking of original ballage may still earn two, due to favourable predictions of excessive unreclaimable balls, for reasons and excuses ranging from age, inability or commitments to nappies/fattening wives/delusional religions whom do not art praise thy chalice, nor thy sun or bucket and/or simply having hobbies of their own that aren't just neuron stroking time-fillers in their miserably bleak lives of mental fragility, masked by relentless internet addiction and online debauchery, fuelling self-denial of reality and the social wasteland of insignificance in which they'll forever reside, prior to a small immediate-family funeral, during which the only tear shed is of the vicar, as he stealthily rubs up behind the pulpit, whilst attendees on their grudgingly rescheduled lunch-break browse inane social media memes on their phones. And yes, you all buy games and never even finish them. And no, the reason is not 'free time', unless you work at a tread-mill or have some sex-witholding femdom, whipping you into obedience with the aromatic pungeance of possibility, you duplicitous bunch of cunts

[Whiskey 7]

I am having a problem with my ISP.

A certain page is SLOW loading, all others around the world are OK (as usual).

Try http://www.eventcinemas.com.au and report please

My ISP says I need to add a TURBO PACK? I think not.

Another Speedtest screen for the record

[SoM]

loads fast here Whiskey

[scared?]

Holy fuck whiskey... U got 1999 internet ... Lol poor ppl...

[PhoeniX]

Least my internet is returning back to normal speed now I had my line replaced the other day .

Holy fuck whiskey... U got 1999 internet ... Lol poor ppl...

Or people who live in a sparely populated nice part of their country..

[scared?]

Lol cept for mountainous areas... Sparsely populated areas are total shit holes...

[Whiskey 7]

loads fast here Whiskey

Thanks Som. Yes page loads OK at the home of my Mum & Dad (different ISP/hard & software)

Got an answer from my ISP, part below and you will see that spelling is not a priority for the young these days and yes I am assuming they are young

We do applogise for this issue you are experiencing. Firstly the speeds you are receiving according to the posted speed tests are more then enough for what you need. It appears the previous person had the wrong account in front of them, hence the turbo statement. This because the email your emailing from is linked to a ADSL 1 service and not the ADSL 2 service you have, hence the confusion

There could be a few issues that are causing this and it is a extremly rare issue. FIrstly some modem settings could be causing a delay, issues with whats called the DNS and its compatibility with your system, it could also be a virus protection issue or something installed on your computer. THe speed we are providing to your premises is fine, thats not the issue. Its something else.

I have looked through as much as I can on my side, and nothing is apparent with our settings here so we would need you to call us and work through this to get it sorted. We need to run a fair few more techincal tests to find the cause.

So, I guess I call them when I have time and soon.
Just happening on that site seems mighty strange and I only visit there to buy or book my cinema seats

[Whiskey 7]

Just to advise all is now good. Spent 40 - 50 minutes on the phone, they have to repeat all previous tests and the same I had done. Eventually they got into the modem settings (remotely) and changed something and all is as it should be.

[LawL]

Well that's a load off my mind.

[xer0s]

Just to advise all is now good. Spent 40 - 50 minutes on the phone, they have to repeat all previous tests and the same I had done. Eventually they got into the modem settings (remotely) and changed something and all is as it should be.

Can we see another speed test, just to confirm?