Happy Birthday YourGrandpa

[YourGrandpa]

I win regardless.

[scared?]

No me... ...

[YourGrandpa]

Fuck U

[scared?]

No u...

[YourGrandpa]

U first. Age before beauty.

[scared?]

I'm 44 just like you chump... But I think we can all agree that I look better than u in every way...

[shaft]

You don't look a day under 54.

[scared?]

Not nice to talk about gramps like that...

[LawL]

I win regardless.

No, I win.

[YourGrandpa]

But I think we can all agree that I look better than u in every way...

You wish chump.

[YourGrandpa]

No, I win.

I already won.

[scared?]

You wish chump.

Vs



I rest my case...

[LawL]

vs



I win.

[scared?]

vs



I win.

The 3rd place award... ...

[LawL]

Double your muscle, half your bodyfat.

[scared?]

Double your fat, half your muscle.

Lol yeah... ...

[LawL]

Crushed into quote edits. Pathetic.

[YourGrandpa]

I keep winning.

[LawL]

...the Viewable Cranium from Outer Space Award.

[scared?]

Sorry guys... I totally won the q3w alpha male contest... ...

[LawL]

Being a puny, old, thirsty, poor, balding loser who is married to a whale got you disqualified.

[scared?]

Being a hunky, seasoned, well oiled, wealthy, hair show winner who is married to a work slave with huge tits got you first place.

Yeah thx chump.... I already know that... ...

[LawL]

If only a quote edit on the internet could magically change the reality of your horrible life.

[scared?]

I accept your apology... You're welcome... ...

[LawL]

I don't apologise for winning.