Phones + Water = Bad

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon May 09, 2005 8:54 pm

"i'll take infinite baffle systems for $200, Alex."

Post by **R00k** » Mon May 09, 2005 9:58 pm

LOL, I don't live with 3 men, I do have a girlfriend and I have a great job.

Nice deductive reasoning there, you should try for an intelligence spot in Bush's new CIA. :lol:

You fucking suck at this. :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:18 pm

R00k wrote:LOL, I don't live with 3 men, I do have a girlfriend and I have a great job.

2 other men :lol: Sorry I was counting for the nights your boyfriend stays over. :lol: Good Job? :lol: You still have to rent and live with other men for $400/month :lol: Girlfriend...uhh sure thing R00kie :lol: They way you brag about sex on the internet everyone here knows youre a virgin :lol:

R00k wrote:I masturbate plenty

R00k wrote: getting laid every night

:lol: :lol:

Keep flying into that window :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:44 am

Even your fantasy novels about me are boring, Shat.

I'm sorry, because I can tell you put a lot of research into them.

:icon29:

And I'm sorry you don't have the drive to have sex regularly and still be able to masturbate, but that's not my fault man, you don't have to lash out.

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 1:21 am

:lol: Strike Three, youre out R00kie :lol:
Go have a good jerk now :lol:

Post by **diego** » Tue May 10, 2005 9:02 am

shaft wrote:Another failed attempt at humor... :lol:

Yeah, you're the expert on humor at this board. Tell me, shaft, does it hurt, writing shit posts as yours?

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:29 pm

shaft wrote:looks like chopoof is in over his head. :lol:

shaft wrote:R00kie strikes out again :lol:

shaft wrote:
R00k wrote:*whiff*
:lol: :lol: :lol:

shaft wrote:Youre not striking anything today R00kie :lol:

shaft wrote:k

shaft wrote::icon29:

shaft wrote:Stop fantasizing about what you are going to do with your 3 male roomates when you get home tongiht :lol:

shaft wrote: :lol: :lol:

Keep flying into that window :lol:

shaft wrote::lol: Strike Three, youre out R00kie :lol:

:icon29:

:icon29:

:icon29:

Useless

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:42 pm

Poor angry R00kie, yes my posts are so boring that you spent the last few days reading and replying. Youve spent more time in this "boring" thread then anyone else. Way to make yourself look like an idiot....again. :lol: I think all that masturbating is affecting your head :lol: *fwap* *fwap* :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:52 pm

diego wrote:
shaft wrote:Another failed attempt at humor... :lol:
Yeah, you're the expert on humor at this board. Tell me, shaft, does it hurt, writing shit posts as yours?

Yeah, you're the expert on shit around here. Being a piece yourself. :lol: Still crying yourself to sleep at night? Bitter....fagg0t :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:58 pm

shaft wrote:Poor angry R00kie, yes my posts are so boring that you spent the last few days reading and replying. Youve spent more time in this "boring" thread then anyone else. Way to make yourself look like an idiot....again. :lol: I think all that masturbating is affecting your head :lol: *fwap* *fwap* :lol:

You don't masturbate?

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 5:00 pm

And I haven't spent much time in this thread at all.

Unlike your carefully-crafted-but-still-falling-flat fantasy insults, it only takes me a few seconds to hammer out a reply to your incoherent primate reasoning, and tell you what an idiot you are.

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 5:20 pm

R00k wrote:And I haven't spent much time in this thread at all.

Sure thing R00kie, it didnt take long going through the entire thread again quoting every single one of my 'boring' posts :lol: :lol:

Masturbate? Sorry, I have sex more then enough to satiate my needs.

Post by **Fjoggs** » Tue May 10, 2005 7:32 pm

shaft wrote: Masturbate? Sorry, I have sex more then enough to satiate my needs.

There's no such thing as enough

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:08 pm

shaft wrote:
R00k wrote:And I haven't spent much time in this thread at all.
Sure thing R00kie, it didnt take long going through the entire thread again quoting every single one of my 'boring' posts :lol: :lol:

Masturbate? Sorry, I have sex more then enough to satiate my needs.

No, it took about 5 minutes.

You virile man, you. I know a guy with one nut who has more drive than that. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:09 pm

I can't believe you're trying to flame somebody for masturbating. :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:22 pm

No im flaming you for pretending to have a girlfrield, and trying to brag that you have sex every night, when in reality all you do is sit around and jerk off in a house full of men. :lol: And even if by some infinitesimal chance that you are having sex every night and still jerking off, im saying that you have a problem and definanly need to find somthing more contructive to do with your time. You lonley nerd :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:27 pm

R00k wrote:I know a guy with one nut

I bet you do...I bet you know lots of men and know plenty about their nuts. Fucking fagg0t :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:42 pm

Whatever you fucking estrogen factory. You can't even get a boner to jerk off with. :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:44 pm

A fucking gimp, and you're trying to tell me about sex. :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 9:02 pm

Still posting in this "boring" thread? :lol:
Nice sidestepping the issue. Ignore it and try to turn it around when you know absolutley nothing of my sex life. I only said I get enough sex to satiate my needs. You dont know if thats 2x a day or 2x a week, idiot. :lol: You on the other hand told us you get laid every night yet still masturbate like a sexless teenager. :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:02 pm

So I'm 28 and still have the sex drive of a teenager.

That hurts real bad man. :lol:

Post by **Tormentius** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:21 pm

R00k wrote:So I'm 28 and still have the sex drive of a teenager.

That hurts real bad man. :lol:

Yeah his flames are just getting more impressive with every post.

:icon26:

Post by **R00k** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:36 pm

It's not like I haven't given him any ammo. What more can I do?

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:49 pm

R00k wrote:So I'm 28 and still have the sex drive of a teenager.

That hurts real bad man. :lol:

No you’re 28, still looking for a woman with standards low enough to have you, a shit job that can only afford a $400/mo rental with 2 other men in it, and you sit around masturbating like someone who never has sex, meanwhile looking pathetic bragging to everyone here how you get laid every night. Not to mention your self-esteem issues that impel you to troll someone on an internet msg board weeks after they have crushed you. You are clearly bothered by me crushing you. You call me boring yet continue to read my posts obsessively. Say you don’t care what I think, but at the slightest ridicule, post your entire weekend activities like you have something to prove thinking we give a shit. :lol: Move on with life man, stop acting like your 16 :lol: You have clearly made an ass out of yourself here in R&R. Best go back to Gen Dis where you don’t get your feelings hurt :lol:

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:52 pm

Tormentius wrote: Yeah his flames are just getting more impressive with every post.

:icon26:

Windows ME > Windows XP
:lol: :lol: :lol: