UNF!

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:42 pm

saturn wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:ugly...
she has written PLASTIC SURGERY ALL OVER HER

P.S. KRACUS :icon19:

thats what i was thinking too. i'd still do her...hard...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:45 pm

Nightshade wrote:
Kracus wrote:No it's Kracus telling people where to go, guess what I'm thinking you can do too?
Laugh at your impotent, ranting midget ass some more?

I'm so crushed. :icon23:

You know, cause you guys can't beleive I get skin pretty much, not 100% but pretty much anytime I want and that the skin I get is actualy as hot as this chick here and well... to be honest probably hotter, I'm sure the camera angles are probably being kind. Not that she's ugly by any means. What makes me laugh though is that you pathetic lot are sitting there laughing at me like it's this impossible task. :icon19:

Basicly from my point of view and I hate to say this really cause it's pretty condecending, but you guys are fucking pathetic. Really. You know who you are. You guys are so fucking pathetic that you're sitting there trying to put me down and you can't cause the only way it'd work is if I had actualy NOT had sex last week and I actualy WAS lying which is really pathetic and you guys can't beleive it. That's just fucking golden! :icon19:

I wonder if I can sum it up in one phrase so I can give my buddy's a good laugh tonight.

How about, Geeks so in denial of being able to have a sex life can't tell truth from fiction.

Meh I'll work on it some more. :icon19:

Post by **Canis** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:45 pm

Kracus wrote:
Canis wrote:
Kracus wrote:Hey laugh if you want I got laid last weekend.
Dude...delusions are not reality.
lol you guys are so fucking pathetic. See this right here makes me laugh. You're talking like getting laid is really that difficult. No way in hell could Kracus have had sex last week. :icon19:

dude you're pathetic and by pathetic I mean a fucking retard. Like WTF? I'm really sorry if you haven't gotten laid in awhile and beleive me I've been there k? But the reality of this little world is that a LOT of people fuck. Maybe not you, but that's cause you're a loser. I dunno, I don't assume you don't have sex but based on your comments my opinion tends to sway a little but yeah, every night you're home alone jerking off remember this. There's probably more people out there fucking their brains out and having an awsome time then there are losers jerking off. I don't know this for a fact mind you but it wouldn't surprise me.

so go play with yourself.

Chill dude, dont blow a load...take humor lightly otherwise you'll be the center of ridicule.

Post by **saturn** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:49 pm

lol, poor kracus is defending himself so hard

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:51 pm

Kracus wrote:
Nightshade wrote:
Kracus wrote:
Meh I'll work on it some more. :icon19:

You rant on about it like getting laid is something fucking special. It's really not.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:52 pm

That's what I'm saying dipshit.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:56 pm

[quote='Kracus']OMG THIS ONE TIME I HAD SEX WITH THIS GIRL, I HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME WITH ONLY THE HOTTEST CHICKS AND WHENEVER I WANT I GET LAID WITH DIFFERENT GIRLS EVERY NIGHT AND THEY'RE
HOT AND THEY LIKE TO HAVE SEX AND YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS AND DON'T HAVE SEX AND I HAVE SEX, AND DID I MENTION THAT I HAVE SEX WITH HOT GIRLS AND ALL
THE TIME THE GIRLS HERE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AND I HAVE TO FIGHT THEM OFF WITH A LEAD PIPE AND THEN I GO OUT AND DRINK AND HAVE SEX WITHT HE HOTTEST GIRLS AND YOU
NEVER HAVE SEX AND THIS ONE TIME I HAD SEX WITH MY FRIENDS EX GIRLFRIEND AND WE HAD SEX AND THEN SHE HAD SEX WITH ME AND YOU ARE ALL
JEALOUS AND NEVER HAVE SEX LIKE I HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME.[/quote]

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:00 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:00 pm

Yeah? I'm obsessed with sex dude chill out. You would too if you didn't have sex the first 24 years of your life and then all of a sudden all these hot fucking chicks want you. So why are you so fucking on my case about it? I'm like a geek success story. :icon19: You guys should be happy for the geek that actualy managed to escape from the geek curse, NOT GETTING LAID.

Post by **saturn** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:01 pm

I had sex all weekend, big deal

Post by **Dark Metal** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:01 pm

Stop lying Kracus.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:01 pm

someone want to lvlshot those fucking pics btw?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:02 pm

saturn wrote:I had sex all weekend, big deal

lol yeah right :icon19: buahahaahhahahaahah! your living in dreamland!!!!

That was my imitation of nightshade and rook.

Post by **saturn** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:03 pm

you don't see me typing pages about it

Post by **R00k** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:04 pm

I never said you didn't have sex.

I'm laughing at you for trying so hard here. Do you ever read your own posts?

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:04 pm

Kracus wrote:That's what I'm saying dipshit.

Yet you blather on about it you fucking tit. Just shut the fuck up if it's no big deal, just go back to talking about beating people up, you're fucking tiresome.

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:07 pm

Did I mention you're a tit? You tit.

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:09 pm

R00k wrote:I never said you didn't have sex.

I'm laughing at you for trying so hard here. Do you ever read your own posts?

Exactly. I get sex/oral/anal whenever I want too, its called having an awesome gf.

But I don't have to come on here and type up two pages about how she is hotter than any other girl because I'm a hardcore clubbin drug dealer who overtips bartenders.

People like you drive me fucking nuts. You cant just enjoy a decent looking woman or atleast say you don't think she is attractive. Instead you have to come in turn it into a pissing contest to show how cool you are.

You want us to leave you alone and believe you? Follow these steps:
1) Post pic of you holding q3w sign
2) post pic of you with said woman
3) post pic of you next to your stash
4) post pic of you sitting in your tiburon with a 9mm in the glovebox

Most of us have stepped up to the plate so lets see some pics of kracus...

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:25 pm

Kracus wrote:War and Peace

Nice novel, dude. :lol:

Post by **Dark Metal** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:27 pm

Nightshade wrote:
Kracus wrote:War and Peace
Nice novel, dude. :lol:

Mildly amusing.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:31 pm

bitWISE wrote:
R00k wrote:I never said you didn't have sex.

I'm laughing at you for trying so hard here. Do you ever read your own posts?
Exactly. I get sex/oral/anal whenever I want too, its called having an awesome gf.

But I don't have to come on here and type up two pages about how she is hotter than any other girl because I'm a hardcore clubbin drug dealer who overtips bartenders.

People like you drive me fucking nuts. You cant just enjoy a decent looking woman or atleast say you don't think she is attractive. Instead you have to come in turn it into a pissing contest to show how cool you are.

You want us to leave you alone and believe you? Follow these steps:
1) Post pic of you holding q3w sign
2) post pic of you with said woman
3) post pic of you next to your stash
4) post pic of you sitting in your tiburon with a 9mm in the glovebox

Most of us have stepped up to the plate so lets see some pics of kracus...

:icon19:

How about I'll post whatever I want to whenever I want to? As for the car I sold it about 2 months ago and the cops have the gun. It wasn't in the glovebox either there's this neat little compartment in the back of a tiburon that can store one just perfect.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:11 am

Kracus never got it back from the cops, he's saying he sold it to save face.

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:13 am

Its funny how Crackass pretends to be a hardass, when he is in fact a massive nerd with no social life to speak of. Fact.

Post by **^misantropia^** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:17 am

So what caused that sudden change?

EDIT: nm, forgot to press 'Submit'.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:18 am

Dark Metal wrote:Kracus never got it back from the cops, he's saying he sold it to save face.

Obviously you don't know how to read.