Bomberman MMO

[MKJ]

http://bombermine.com

I will destroy you all. noobs.

[scared?]

lol i never lose...any questions?...

[MKJ]

come find me. name = 'trollings'
just saying.

[scared?]

come find me.

jesus...a blatant homo we got right here boys...

[MKJ]

i win

[DTS]

All I get is a blank grey page

[scared?]

All I get is a blank grey page

Lol poor ppl...

[Eraser]

All I get is a blank grey page

Update your browser to a version newer than 2008.

[Whiskey 7]

http://bombermine.com

I will destroy you all. noobs.

Entertaining

[DTS]

All I get is a blank grey page

Update your browser to a version newer than 2008.

I'm using Firefox 19.0. That's up to date. WTF is this bullshit?!

[MKJ]

dont tell me you have javascript disabled.

[MKJ]

rofl nyancat mode.

[DTS]

Why the fuck would I have javascript disabled?! What to I press to enable it?!

[MKJ]

if youve never turned it off it's on.
some people do though. the same people who like to drive 12mph on the interstate.

[DTS]

I chose Firefox cause it ran animations at up to 50fps instead of 25 like IE! I don't want anythinjg interstate slow! Fucking internet browsers! How do I switch it on it must have got turned off somewhow, right? Or Adblock Plus has got the idea that Bomberman1000 is an advert and blocked it?!

[DTS]

It's not Adblock Plus! Bomberman games never work! It's a hoax!

[Eraser]

Must be that stupidity filter they installed

[plained]

dts you have a full java install?

i think that may be the prob

[Eraser]

It's not using Java in any way.

[obsidian]

Firefox 19 with Adblock Plus installed works fine for me. I like this new stupidity filter, less morons on the internet.

[DTS]

It was cookies it required, the programmers are too dumb to write the code that tells the user that the site requires cookies

The game has choppy animation, unreliable item pickup display, a playing field bigger than the display area, blocks that suddenly reappear, some extra lame powerups that take away from what Bomberman is (cats), Pacman roaming around in multiples for no apparent reason, respawning, so no-one ever wins. Basically it seems to have everything that makes a MMO shit and little of what makes Bomberman so good. I don't play MMOs so I can't tell you how shit they are, lets just say they are so shit I don't play them.

Why do all the Bombermen in it have the same white helmet? Are we supposed to be the Korean military?

We should be able to select character/colour.

The whole thing is like a hack, made by hacks in other words (people who are hacks, that is). You expect an improvement to the game at this point in time, not just loads of stuff thrown in it with no thought paid to gameplay.

[scared?]

Lol u turn off cookies? Fucking weirdo..,

[obsidian]

Even goof's tinfoil hat isn't big enough to include disabling cookies.

[DTS]

It ain't any tinfoil hat shit, it's a browser feature, there was even a law passed recently in the UK making it illegal for any site to store a cookie on the user's browser without stating what it does and asking permission from the user.

[Eraser]

looks like their stupidity filter broke down. I say we install one ourselves as well.