Fucking waffles and butter...

[scared?]

It's almost impossible to spread butter on waffles...this shit bugs me...u?...

[MKJ]

the woes of the common house dad.

[scared?]

U seem fixated on my lifestyle...urs must be pretty shitty...

[Don Carlos]

No, I think he is just highlighting the fact that yours is as shit as it gets and you seem rather deluded

[bitWISE]

[Don Carlos]

I think he probably wanks into her underwear draw in fairness...

[obsidian]

Hey Geoff, have you tried using a knife?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Gooff doesn't know how to spread butter on waffles. Why am I not surprised?

Try this Geoff: Put a chunk of butter between two warm waffles. Let it melt for a bit, remove top waffle and spread butter.

Or you could leave your butter out for a while and let it soften.

This is what non-morons do.

[scared?]

Uh the butter goes into the first few waffle tracks and gets all used up...the more it's melted the worse it is...and that spray butter is kinda gay...

[plained]

My kids relly likrcostco wFfles

When i do butter i microwave it o 2 5% power to melt it not to clear just to cloudy the i spoon it on

One kid like cocut oil waffle and o e likes olive oil

[seremtan]

what kind of moron uses butter?

[SoM]

goof uses semen

[plained]

dont believe the hype yo sir!


why such a propaganda campaign against it isnt that a red flag?

it have you believe that type of cholesterol is bad but not having it impairs overall immunity via lowering ur hormones that could make one susceptible ey


its important to keep up that type of cholesterol in your diet, try it you will feel awesome

[plained]

my little lady like waffle with olive oil ey i pour oil on a plate and rub the waffle on there, then she wants these on top

i dont eat them i think they taste cheap



my boyman just likes coconut oil no sprinkles he is not a sugar guy


wtf that pic was huge!

[LawL]

butter on waffles...

No wonder your wife and children are obese.

[Eraser]

my little lady like waffle with olive oil ey i pour oil on a plate and rub the waffle on there, then she wants these on top

i dont eat them i think they taste cheap



my boyman just likes coconut oil no sprinkles he is not a sugar guy


wtf that pic was huge!

Hagelslag I love hagelslag!
they got that where you live? It's a typical Dutch product you don't often find outside our borders. Well, except in tiny packages as cake decoration I guess.

[plained]

no not available anywhere at all there is a dutch store down the road called The Bake Oven it has loads of all Dutch goods

i cherry pick there like everywhere i get sprinkles , blooker coacoas couple other things, occasionally grab my wife some of the black licorice shes all Dutch so she likes some traditional stuff

when i say the sprinkles taste cheap its because i feel theyre very sweet and not very quality chocolatey taste, thats good for my lady tho as she pops a nut and goes loco with real choco so these are fun for her.

because i cant help comparing all choclate to the swiss france belgin i'm so experienced at

[feedback]

waffles with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon is good. haven't had waffles in fucking forever

[Whiskey 7]

waffles with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon is good. haven't had waffles in fucking forever

Might have to try that feedback.
I was avoiding the topic because here we rarely, if ever put butter on waffles.
It is usually scoops of ice cream, and on toasted (kitchen toaster) waffles then throw on caramel ice cream topping.

Yum, yum.



Your butter, brown sugar and cinnamon normally on raisin bread.



Making me hungry

[Ryoki]

Plained you have touched my heart in a way i didn't think possible

[Eraser]

when i say the sprinkles taste cheap its because i feel theyre very sweet and not very quality chocolatey taste

That's true-ish. But I would suggest you try the dark chocolate ("puur") ones in red packaging instead of these. They contain more cocoa and taste more chocolaty. I prefer those, but I prefer darker chocolates to the lighter ones in general.

Actually, I've come to enjoy the XXL variants, like this one:

Its grains are much bigger and have more cocoa in them (43%).

There's also the "intense" variant:


Normal sized grains but 60% cocoa. If you like real chocolate, then that must tingle your taste buds

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

[4days]

Actually, I've come to enjoy the XXL variants, like this one:

oh, i have to get some of that. the dutch really know how to do breakfast.

my favourite (have a dutch friend who brings groceries over whenever she's at college) is still gestampte muisjes - chomped through a whole pack of those biscuit things the other day with that stuff.

back on topic, just fucking kill yourself geoff - obviously in a way that doesn't demand very fine motor control. how about making yourself a full-face helmet out of a melon and duct tape, hammering dozens of nails partway into it, popping it on and then throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. you could get the kids to help you make the helmet, it'd give them something to remember the day by.

[Plan B]

Calm down 4days.
Have some gestampte muisjes and chill.
You´re overreacting a bit.

[xer0s]

Speaking of waffles...

Has anyone tried Lays new flavor?



(no shit)