Pro Football Play-offs!!!

[GONNAFISTYA]

Y'all just hate Muricuh.

[Captain]

lol I just realized that NFL fans are the exact same group of mouth-breathers as Paranormal Activity fans: a bunch of Wal-Mart mongoloids who spend most of the event (the thing they paid money to watch) yapping with each other only to pay actual attention to the event for 5 seconds every 10 minutes.

You're always upset about something. But that's okay. Your life as a fat reject with no friends or people to understand your anger explains everything.

Maybe things would have been different if you had played a sport. Any sport...

Prolly not though.

Gramps is the fattest poster here, by far.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

If only those NFL players had trained, they might not have gotten tackled. They have pretty shit stamina and no technique.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Maybe things would have been different if you had played a sport. Any sport...

Prolly not though.

lol you're just upset because you know I'm a better shot than you are with a rifle. All that practice and spent shells and you still can't hit a dirt pile.

[Captain]

He was aiming for invisible commie czars

[LawL]

[GONNAFISTYA]

I bet she's got better aim than SpraynPreyPa.

[YourGrandpa]

LawL the inter-stalker. Did you enjoy my dad's memorial video?

[LawL]

It certainly was a great laugh.

[YourGrandpa]

Obsess much?

[LawL]

Attention whore much?

[YourGrandpa]

You have to have the last word in every thread you post in and you have to post in every thread.

You are queen of the attention whores.

[LawL]

[YourGrandpa]

You're such an obsessed homo I'm sure that's your desktop background.

[LawL]

Gramps still trying to get the last word in.

[YourGrandpa]

Look at me. Look at me. I'm still trying to get the last word in.

[mrd]

I used to watch NFL a lot when I was younger but it seems like every year they just add in more fucking rules. The players are turning into pansies. There's more time spent watching coaches humming-and-hah'ing and listening to the commentators lambast the shitty rules than there is actual fucking game play. Don't most "1 hour games" last 3 hours? Also it's nice how every square inch of every single object that has to do with NFL is plastered with advertisements for shit products that are made in china. Just a cluster fuck of ugly fucking shit, both audio and visual. I'd rather eat my own vomit. I've taken to watching rugby lately (mostly live, but on TV sometimes), I like how the plays don't stop unless it's out of bounds. Also, the complete lack of padding makes it a bit more exciting. The rules are kind of nice for a change, and you can get some faster paced games with the 7s rule-set. Also the players just wear boring shit like yellow or blue jerseys, shorts and shoes, and not $5000 worth of armor.

[YourGrandpa]

I'm not interested in Rugby. Bunch of knobs frantically tossing a ball about.

No thanks.

[seremtan]

as opposed to a bunch of knobs standing around doing fuck all in full body armour

[GONNAFISTYA]

Bunch of knobs frantically tossing a ball about.

No thanks.

So what exactly is "entertaining" about American football...where the majority of the time nothing is happening? Is it the game ticker at the bottom of the screen that captivates your attention? Are yardage measurements really that exciting to you? Or is it like NASCAR where the audience is only waiting for ambulances to go onto the field?

Considering your views on UFC, I'm guessing you are exactly that type.

[YourGrandpa]

Don't get so upset nubs. It's okay that you like a shitty sport.

BTW, I can't stand NASCAR.

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol all NASCAR fans deny they like NASCAR. Why do you think they start the highlights with crashes?

[YourGrandpa]

I've never watched more than 3 laps in a row. And even that wasn't on purpose.

[mrd]

I'm not interested in Rugby. Bunch of knobs frantically tossing a ball about.

No thanks.

Sounds vastly different than football, right? I guess the rules for rugby are too fast-paced or complex to follow for you? Or are you afraid of strong, sweaty men stuffing their heads up each others' asses during the scrum? Hell, I think sometimes they even slap each other on the ass!

[YourGrandpa]

Sure, not sure though.