Joke time again

Post by **glossy** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:38 am

i thought you were quite the joke for a second, right before whatever the hell you were trying to post ruined the humour for me.

Post by **U4EA** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:52 am

glossy wrote:i thought you were quite the joke for a second, right before whatever the hell you were trying to post ruined the humour for me.

LOL

Post by **Grudge** » Wed May 04, 2005 7:16 am

I laughed a little.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:32 am

Well, since were on the subject of "jokes about Japanese accents", there's this:

An Englishman, German & Japanese are stranded on a desert island. Englishman takes charge (naturally), and says: "We need to get off this island. German guy, you're the engineer, you make us a raft. I'll get some fresh water. Japanese guy, you get us some supplies."

So off they go, and a few hours later, the German's built the raft, the English guy's got the water, but there's no sign of the Japanese guy, so they go off into the jungle to look for him. They're walking along, and suddenly the Japanese guy jumps out from behind a tree and shouts "Supplies!"

Post by **mjrpes** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:42 am

hey, i got a joke:

A Chinese man who is trying to exchange chinese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo chinese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

here's another good one:

A Korean guy who is trying to exchange korean currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo korean money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

this one always gets me:

A Vietnamese man who is trying to exchange vietnamese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo vietnamese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

oh and my favorite:

A Taiwanese man who is trying to exchange taiwanese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo taiwanese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

Post by **seremtan** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:36 pm

:lol:

fluc u... mister jeepers...

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:41 pm

seremtan wrote:Well, since were on the subject of "jokes about Japanese accents", there's this:

An Englishman, German & Japanese are stranded on a desert island. Englishman takes charge (naturally), and says: "We need to get off this island. German guy, you're the engineer, you make us a raft. I'll get some fresh water. Japanese guy, you get us some supplies."

So off they go, and a few hours later, the German's built the raft, the English guy's got the water, but there's no sign of the Japanese guy, so they go off into the jungle to look for him. They're walking along, and suddenly the Japanese guy jumps out from behind a tree and shouts "Supplies!"

Post by **S@M** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:26 pm

mjrpes wrote:hey, i got a joke:

A Chinese man who is trying to exchange chinese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo chinese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"
here's another good one:

A Korean guy who is trying to exchange korean currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo korean money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

this one always gets me:

A Vietnamese man who is trying to exchange vietnamese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo vietnamese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

oh and my favorite:

A Taiwanese man who is trying to exchange taiwanese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo taiwanese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

thats plain racist - your discriminating against the Malays, Indonesians, etc :icon32:

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:29 pm

heres one...

mexicans are proof that indians fucked buffalo...

Post by **ilum0s** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:28 pm

What's red, eats hay and rides around fields...?

A Tampony. :icon26:

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:33 pm

that was horrible.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:26 pm

Many hindu must wait till their wedding night to see what dowry has been bestowed upon them. for Ishbut it's time... He takes his new bride home and lays her upon the bed. He reaches in his pants and pulls out a nickel, scratches off her dot and says "OH crap I only get a goat farm"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:01 pm

riddla wrote:A Japanese man who is trying to exchange yen into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

=====

p.s. fluc u 2 goof...

Hey I always thought you were a horrible troll I didn't realize you were worse at joke telling.

Post by **sirstrongbad** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:14 pm

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

Post by **Pext** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:20 pm

lol...

Post by **reefsurfer** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:30 pm

riddla wrote:A Japanese man who is trying to exchange yen into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

=====

p.s. fluc u 2 goof...

:lol:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:08 am

Three girls are sitting at a bar talking about how loose thier
pussy is.

"My pussy is so loose my boyfriend can stick his whole hand in
me." Says the first girl.

"My pussy is so loose my boyfriend can stick BOTH of his hands
in me." Says the second girl.

The third girl laughs as she slides down the bar stool...

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:28 am

losCHUNK wrote:Three girls are sitting at a bar talking about how loose thier
pussy is.

"My pussy is so loose my boyfriend can stick his whole hand in
me." Says the first girl.

"My pussy is so loose my boyfriend can stick BOTH of his hands
in me." Says the second girl.

The third girl laughs as she slides down the bar stool...

:icon19:
An oldie, but a goodie.

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