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Then why the fuck is my Bradford pear tree growing pears in fucking December?!?!...fuck u god!...
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shoot them off the tree with guns

like Clint did in 'For A Few Dollars More'
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i'm reading clints book atm

eeehhh the part about sergio and Ennio and eli was ok

he is kinda a wooden ey
it is about time!
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If you don't want pears why do you have a pear tree? :olo: moron.
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Pears supposed to grow starting in spring dipshit...besides the tree has been here long before us..:fuck u...
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:olo:

You're angry with a tree.
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i had a pear tree at another house, they are a beautiful tree for sure.

mine had never been taken care of so being the fucking idiot i was i hacked the shit out of it.

i wish i would have kept a couple of the sections and sent it out to make a couple 1-piece guitar neck as it was very nice wood.

yea it recouped fine tho, what a mess they can attract alot of superwasps
it is about time!
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We had a family of raccoons that ate the pears and kept the wasps away but some dipshit called animal control and the wasps were in full force this year. Red wasps stings hurt like a bitch btw...
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Fruit trees are shitty to have in your yard. But I guess if you can't afford pears at the grocery store they're alright.
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scared? wrote:We had a family of raccoons...
lol rednecks, etc.
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shaft wrote:Fruit trees are shitty to have in your yard. But I guess if you can't afford pears at the grocery store they're alright.
u can make awesome pear booze with them!

cant buy the technique and knowledge and appreciation tho
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shaft wrote:Fruit trees are shitty to have in your yard. But I guess if you can't afford pears at the grocery store they're alright.
Lol dumb poor ppl...
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It's a well known fact that only poor people have pear trees.
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Make some fucking wintery pear cider with rum in it and stop balking at nature's gift!
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LawL wrote:It's a well known fact that only poor people have pear trees.
Well, now that's just stupid.
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scared? wrote:We had a family of raccoons that ate the pears and kept the wasps away but some dipshit called animal control and the wasps were in full force this year. Red wasps stings hurt like a bitch btw...
Fucking pussy, they aren't that bad. I get stung several times a year. Cup of gasoline on the nest and wasps are bye-bye. Maybe one of these days your balls will drop and you'll quit being a nanny/maid.
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lol rednecks giving other rednecks advice on how to be more redneckier

Calm down Cletus.
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Scourge wrote:
Fucking pussy, they aren't that bad. I get stung several times a year. Cup of gasoline on the nest and wasps are bye-bye. Maybe one of these days your balls will drop and you'll quit being a nanny/maid.
what kind of wasps u talking about tuff guy?...and what kind of clumsy dipshit gets stung several times a year?...
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Scourge wrote:
LawL wrote:It's a well known fact that only poor people have pear trees.
Well, now that's just stupid.
Calm down mullet-man.
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scared? wrote:
Scourge wrote:
Fucking pussy, they aren't that bad. I get stung several times a year. Cup of gasoline on the nest and wasps are bye-bye. Maybe one of these days your balls will drop and you'll quit being a nanny/maid.
what kind of wasps u talking about tuff guy?...and what kind of clumsy dipshit gets stung several times a year?...
http://www.austinbug.com/larvalbug/beas ... t3-05.html

That kind. Red wasps, duhhhh. I get stung a lot because I work outside and actually get exposed to them more than you can being mommy central.
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lol poor ppl who have to work out side...
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Years ago we had an apple tree in our garden. We made apple pies out of its apples :)
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apples>pears
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scared? wrote:lol poor ppl who have to work out side...
I haven't changed a diaper or wiped a snotty nose in over 20 years, how bout you?
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