lol @ Texans and their diabeetush culture

[Captain]

Talon is small town located in Pecos County, Texas. When town officials realized that drinking-water consumption by residents was well below the national average, they decided take action and three months ago began adding sugar to their water supply to make drinking it more desirable.

http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/2012/ ... ore-water/

[Ryoki]

I think the only fitting response here is

[MKJ]

jesus fucking christ

[Eraser]

4 tablespoons of sugar per 8oz (236ml) of water?! Holy feck that's not just a bit of sugar, that's a bucket load of it!

lol, and listen to the interview with the utilities commisioner. Sounds like a true redneck if I ever heard one. But, after hearing that interview, I just can't shake the feeling that someone is being pranked here.

[LawL]

Texans are such morons.

[r3t]

Why don't they put salt in it? If it works in Roller Coaster Tycoon... *shrug*

[Don Carlos]

Really?!

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol texans

[EtUL]

Skeptical of this. 4 tablespoons/8 oz should be a red flag to people.

[Κracus]

But it's got electrolytes right? It's what plants crave isn't it?

[EtUL]

Yeah i'm calling bullshit, worse than fox news if it's not satire.

[EtUL]

BTW all you who couldn't tell that this is bullshit are the real morons. Hope you sleep well :lol:

[Deathshroud]

lol texans

People that look like they're melting are so fucking hot...

[Captain]

BTW all you who couldn't tell that this is bullshit are the real morons. Hope you sleep well :lol:

lol you sound mad, maybe you need some more sugar in your drinking water

[EtUL]

furious that i spend time reading stuff written by morons who'd fall for the onion

[Captain]

Sweet jesus, you're really bitter about your sugar water

[seremtan]

this is so painfully, obviously made up i don't know what to say

[plained]

yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!

pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

ffs modern fact checking

[[xeno]Julios]

http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/about/

fuck sakes it's a comedy website:

This Is That is a current affairs program that doesn't just talk about the issues, it fabricates them. Nothing is off limits--politics, business, culture, justice, science, religion--if it is relevant to Canadians, we'll find out the "This" and the "That" of the story.

Each week, hosts Pat Kelly and Peter Oldring introduce you to the voices and stories that give this country character in this 100% improvised, satirical send-up of public radio.

[GONNAFISTYA]

pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

[losCHUNK]

lofl and

yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!

pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

ffs modern fact checking

lofl

Didn't I read a while back that yanks were taking sugar out of drinks ?, or was that just a fox news thang ?

[seremtan]

looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

[EtUL]

*calls other people morons constantly*

*gets onioned*

[seremtan]

there's some people in this thread whose opinions i'm going to take a lot less seriously from now on

[Captain]

looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

It doesn't matter if it's real or not, anything is possible in Amurrcuhland