Real men drink lattes...

[seremtan]

...double sized, during beautiful weather, by their kitchen window, enjoying ocean views.

Love the view, but you can keep your girlie coffee, buttercup. Real men drink coffee in LARGE, ceramic mugs with shots of espresso.

this

[seremtan]

Lol poor renters... Lol @ the ugliest coastal view in austrailia...

sorry chump but u lose this round...lol?..

lol...

[EtUL]

threads where geoff brags about his typical suburban house are the saddest threads

It is sad, the other day he was bugging me to play in a game but I was busy, riding my bike around a state park all day and enjoying the changing leaves before they drop.

He was sanding a shitty deck. Sad...

[seremtan]

Is this the thread where we brag about the views from our house? Because i too can play that game now!

wait, you live in legoland?

[scared?]

I'm proud of my work...the finished product will own...

[scared?]

Also...folgers is good...

[Silicone_Milk]

I never had a steak anything below well done before I left the house...

wtf that's not steak. That's shoe leather.

A good steak should be rare.... medium rare at most (and even then, that's pushing it).

The people who char their steak are the same morons who slather it in A1 sauce cause the meat tastes like shit (and for good reason).

[Silicone_Milk]

Also...folgers is good...

you must really hate coffee....

[GONNAFISTYA]

Is this the thread where we brag about the views from our house? Because i too can play that game now!

lol the coffee shops and red light district are right outside your door...you fucking whore

[EtUL]

I never had a steak anything below well done before I left the house...

wtf that's not steak. That's shoe leather.

A good steak should be rare.... medium rare at most (and even then, that's pushing it).

The people who char their steak are the same morons who slather it in A1 sauce cause the meat tastes like shit (and for good reason).

I know man...I know...

On the plus side I've been slowly converting my sisters. I'll eat mine MR to Med depending on the cut, one of them gets it medium and one gets it mid well.

[shaft]

I don't really see any endless horizons the you would imagine when one uses the term "ocean view". Maybe you should've said harbor view, boat park or marina. Nice latte though.

It's ok, your vision is probably impaired from the tears of jealousy.

I'm sorry you tried so hard to impress me but failed. Maybe next time.

[MKJ]

Is this the thread where we brag about the views from our house? Because i too can play that game now!

lol the coffee shops and red light district are right outside your door...you fucking whore

you can say that about any place in amsterdam
well cept for the red light district part.

[GONNAFISTYA]

That's prolly why Guyblowki took the apartment...short walk to work.

[MKJ]

[Big Kahuna Burger]

having some daterra from george howell out of my chemex right now. feels good man

[LawL]

I see brick wall on the inside ?, the window shelf hasn't even been sanded down ?, you live in a barn ?

Yeah, a barn in a penthouse. Good job moron.

I'm sorry you tried so hard to impress me but failed. Maybe next time.

lol no, I didn't have to try at all.



And for the coffee aficionados, behold the beast:

[losCHUNK]

Only in the UK we grew out of putting bricks on the inside of our flats in the Medieval age

lol poor countries

[LawL]

lol people with zero taste or style...

[shaft]

lol no, I didn't have to try at all.

lol, yes you did. You value my opinion more than anyone's on this forum.

[LawL]

Too bad your tears of jealousy aren't of any value, you might be able to afford an ocean view like mine.

[shaft]

Too bad imagining i'm crying is the only way for you to cope with your devastated emotions brought upon from your failure to impress your internet idol.

[LawL]

No need to imagine, this thread is flooded with your tears - the closest thing you'll ever get to an ocean view like mine.

[shaft]

No need to imagine a half a glass of wine and a 9,000 mile plane trip is the only thing between you and my dick getting sucked.

[LawL]

If only I had a fetish for fat oily hunchbacked divorced hobbits you might be in with a chance.

[shaft]

You've build your fantasy around that description so I'm sure it is your fetish.