Fucking dead forum

[Nightshade]

CLEAR! *BZZZT*

[Don Carlos]

Rabbits are the devils minions that, at any given point, will nibble at your soul like a spiritual carrot. Once consumed, your soul will be digested and excreted in tiny pellets that will breakdown and enter the Earth, slowly being absorbed into Beelzebub’s playground where you will burn for eternity. Stay away from the rabbits, instead consider the adoption of a badger. Badgers are a noble and pure animal with a divine power given by the Lord himself. Badgers also eat rabbits, slowly ridding the world of the devilish vermin who attempt to harvest the souls of the people to power Satan’s motorcycle, so he may ride into this world once again.

[Captain]

corpse munging


The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.

Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"

[Don Carlos]

Did you make that up? I wrote mine off the top of my head...if you did the same remind me to never EVER chance upon running into you, unless I am in an armoured truck and you are glued to the floor.

[Captain]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... %20munging

[Don Carlos]

Thank fuck for that

[Ryoki]

Speaking of badgers and armored vehicles, i'd like to say a few words of praise in honor of the Honey Badger, or Ratel as it's known in South Africa. This furry little psychotic creature is utterly fearless and it's feats of bravery bordering on the insane are legendary.



This thing doesn't screw around when it gets pissed off – it's been known to attack buffalo, humans, wildebeest, jackals, monitor lizards, wild boars, and even lions and cheetahs. If the creature is too huge for the Badger to straight-up eviscerate with its inch-and-a-half long claws or its razor-sharp teeth, the Ratel still knows how to go for the weak spot – the balls. That's right, this thing has been documented as killing male lions by running underneath them and tearing off their scrotums.

He's so tough that the South African army actually named their heavily-armored Infantry Fighting Vehicle after this voracious predator. It's more dangerous than the creature it's named after, but only slightly.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I really like honey badgers.

[GONNAFISTYA]

[seremtan]

A Liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.. ‘Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!’

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

‘How old is this rock?’

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, ‘4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.’

‘Wrong. It’s been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now.’

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Jesus Christ showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

And that student was Ronald Reagan

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I really like honey badgers.

[plained]

that type toothe pattern always reminds me of when i was about 9-10 maybe, i went to this guy from schools place after class to show me his military die-cast collection, on the way to his room , his super old grandma that lived there had a Chihuahua

that thing continually chewed my Achilles heels to and from the room, just at the exact limit as to not pierce the skin.

had i know this was going to happen i'd have strongly avoided .

still to this day it pops into my head under certain circumstances!

tramatized lol

[seremtan]

Fucking dead forum

at its "peak"

also

Duhard... Posts: 13075... Registered: Dec 1999... posted 10-29-2000

[seremtan]

[Eraser]

This thread is incredibly informative

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

[Nightshade]

[seremtan]

wait, what? one minute there's a jewtube vid of some chick spilling beer over her tits in slo-mo, next minute some random goblin

explain yourself MKJ

[Doombrain]

Bitterness edit from upset void mod.

[LawL]

You've really found your stride today Duminic, I'm proud of you.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Bitterness edit from upset void mod.

lol true.

LawL got fisted so hard from MKJ he's prolly too angry to suck a cock.

[LawL]

Multiple pictures of gay men with their pubes hanging out in GD is fine with MKJ. We know where his priorities lie.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Doesn't change the fact that u so mad that a huge, veiny cock dangling right in front of your mouth wouldn't turn you on.

[LawL]

Wrong, on both points.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Nuh uh.