Cell phone leg...

[scared?]

Shit is driving me crazy...my leg always gets these phantom vibrations...

So who should I sue about this?...

[Ryoki]

Have you considered amputation?

[xer0s]

lol, no one is calling Geoff...

[Don Carlos]

[4days]

Shit is driving me crazy...my leg always gets these phantom vibrations...

if it's any consolation, it wears off after a year or so. got it back when i was on call and wore a pager, then a mobile, on my belt. for ages afterwards, i'd randomly feel the phantom phone ringing on my waist. always startled me because (back when i actually carried one) it only ever rang if something had gone wrong and needed fixing five minutes ago.

considering you only ever use your phone to play games and post bollocks on the internet, couldn't you just move it to another pocket or leave it on a table? is time critical in that scrabble thing?

[scared?]

Uhm...it's been doing more than a year and happens when I don't have the phone in my pocket...try again moron...

[MKJ]

sign of old age, my friend.
and a sign of being a closet republican.

[scared?]

Fuck u...

[Don Carlos]

You have aids

[bitWISE]

I get that too but not very often.

[0psys]

I think it might be something to do with your AIDS. Failing that, it might be your heart disease. Failing THAT, it could just me a busted bearing in your wheelchair causing the vibrations.

[scared?]

I think it might be something to do with your AIDS. Failing that, it might be your heart disease. Failing THAT, it could just me a busted bearing in your wheelchair causing the vibrations.

IM NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS MIDGET SPEAK...WHATS THE STORY?...

[Don Carlos]

That'll be the aids again

[Transient]

I get that too but not very often.

Same here, when in the car.

[plained]

is there a tear in ur tin foil suit?

hehe

[0psys]

IM NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS MIDGET SPEAK...WHATS THE STORY?...

The story, as far as I know, goes like this:

Once upon a time, Geoff was washing some dishes when he felt a tightness in his chest. Turns out he had a heart problem. The doctor recommended that from now on he should only vacuum at half-speed if he wanted to live.

Geoff instead vacuumed at double speed, because inside he was already dead, and his physical existence was nothing more than a ghoulish domestic Bastille where parole is granted only in death.

The End.

[seremtan]

So who should I sue about this?...

sue your dad, for not keeping his dick in his pants that time

[0psys]

There's a process to litigation that begins not with suing, but with first asking your wife for the money to hire a lawyer.

[SoM]

lol cell phones

[LawL]

Shit is driving me crazy...my leg always gets these phantom vibrations...

So who should I sue about this?...

lol old people...

[U4EA]

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

scraed? I'm wondering if you could make a few more utterly worthless threads. The 2987bagillion of them doesn't seem sufficient.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I can't wait for the one when he complains about his life being a prison sentence of dish washing detergent and moron kids who need to wear hockey helmets 24/7.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

he came into irc last week and pissed and moaned about his kids for 20 minutes. was pretty funny really

[MKJ]

missed it. fu