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Don Carlos
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Why are they such loud, obnoxious fuckwits?
Seriously, golf is supposed to be a "gentleman's" sport, so why when someone hits a drive does some useless drain on earths naturals resources shout out "MASH POTATO" and other dumb shit?

I am genuinely shocked at how rude they seem to be at this years Ryder Cup. There were pricks when I went to the Celtic Manor 2 years ago but fuck me...this is the sort of shit I would expect from a NASCAR crowd...!!!

Please explain yourselves. Immediately.
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Don Carlos wrote:Why are they such load, obnoxious fuckwits?
Seriously, golf is supposed to be a "gentleman's" sport, so why when someone hits a drive does some useless drain on earths naturals resources shout out "MASH POTATO" and other dumb shit?

I am genuinely shocked at how rude they seem to be at this years Ryder Cup. There were pricks when I went to the Celtic Manor 2 years ago but fuck me...this is the sort of shit I would expect from a NASCAR crowd...!!!

Please explain yourselves. Immediately.


Loud?
Don Carlos
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Yarp

Damn you autocorrect
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GET IN THE HOLE
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YABA DABA DO
YOU MY BOY BLUE
POTATO CHIPS
WHERE ARE YOU GOING

I don't get it :/
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Baba Booey!
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Don Carlos wrote:YABA DABA DO
YOU MY BOY BLUE
POTATO CHIPS
WHERE ARE YOU GOING

I don't get it :/
It's really funny. At least they think so. I'm sure that's about it. I would assume they also suck at the game?
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You would assume poorly...
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xer0s wrote:You would assume poorly...
Unreal...
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Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?
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Eraser wrote:Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?

CUZ WUR FREE

....murika...
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Eraser wrote:Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?
The 'land of the free' wasn't it :paranoid: :rolleyes:
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One of the amendments gives us the right to be an asshole. I forget which?
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Don Carlos wrote:Why are they such loud, obnoxious fuckwits?
Seriously, golf is supposed to be a "gentleman's" sport, so why when someone hits a drive does some useless drain on earths naturals resources shout out "MASH POTATO" and other dumb shit?

I am genuinely shocked at how rude they seem to be at this years Ryder Cup. There were pricks when I went to the Celtic Manor 2 years ago but fuck me...this is the sort of shit I would expect from a NASCAR crowd...!!!

Please explain yourselves. Immediately.
I'll never get the Mashed Potato thing. But overall I find the Ryder Cup to be pretty obnoxious in terms of how the fans act all the way around. Fans are going to be excited though - the Americans get rolled in this thing pretty much every time so the fact that they had established such a big lead was going to end up in a lot more celebratory drinking and thus a lot more NASCAR like behavior.
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I hear it's accepted, but i can't get my head around it.

BTW someone asked me 'do you breath in or out on your driving shot?', fucked me up all day.
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It's a wonder they aren't shooting guns in the air.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
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You mean tacked out AR15s.
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Looks like all the heckling is driving us to a win.
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It's fucking toight
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Looks like y'all are on the beach again...
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Fffuuuuuu--
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That was awesome. I was one of the few natives cheering for the Euros as there are a few players on the American side I cannot stand.
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Simply incredible
Justin Rose...those last 2 putts...wow!
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Golf :olo:
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Eraser wrote:Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?
Why are all generalizations true?
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