Hey lawl...next time ur in Austin....

[scared?]

When u get off that shit stinking Island u live on and pay a visit to the only real place in America, give these guys a shout out and they will hook ya up....remember...I'm always here to help...questions?...

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[GONNAFISTYA]

Why would he leave paradise to visit a ditch populated with mouth-breathers?

[scared?]

Australia barely beats out Africa and antartica....only a moron would call it paradise...gg moron...

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol you live next to a ditch and Willie Nelson hates you for blocking his view of the ditch...

[LawL]

lol going from Australia to Texas. That's like trading diamonds for dog shit. Thanks but not thanks, moron.

[scared?]

That ditch is 64 miles long with an average width of 4 miles....average depth about 75 feet....jellus impoverished morons get angered easily...rofl...

[GONNAFISTYA]

Willie Nelson still hates you.

[scared?]

He loves and hates me...he just had his first annual celebrity golf tourney just a few blocks down...I destroyed his ass...at golf...he mad...

[plained]

all roads lead to Texas !

[obsidian]

Sounds like you're using the size of that ditch to compensate for something.

[seremtan]

sounds like geoff is upset again. i guess it's to be expected when you live in the gay capital of the Retard State (of amurrrrrrica)

[scared?]

I win...next...

[EtUL]

what's the water level?

[scared?]

640...

[Tsakali]

retaliatory thread out of the blue? oh he mad.

[GONNAFISTYA]

640...

...parts per million of human excrement per litre.

[scared?]

Elevation dumbo...nice try...

[seremtan]

640...

...parts per million of human excrement per litre.

>parts per million
>per litre
>mfw

[EtUL]

640...

Say it in some way that doesn't hide how dried up the lake is. Elevation? Who does that.

[scared?]

It's about 100 feet deep where we live...

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol with the bottom 60 feet of settled piss...still warm