so, remember that time i told you guys....

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:23 am

Biblebelt maybe....

I hope you're not missing the point. :icon30:

Post by **Tormentius** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:23 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
Tormentius wrote:Good job proving my point captain average.

What point? That you're a lonely nerd with only the internet to talk to?

If the way you handle yourself here has any bearing on your real life, I can see why your wife left you.

You really don't have a clue; its nice that you keep flailing though.

By the way...looks like a great life:

</sarcasm>

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:24 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Biblebelt maybe....

I hope you're not missing the point. :icon30:

No, I'm not. But that's stereotype anyway. :icon26:

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:31 am

scourge34 wrote:Actually quite a few.

that's rare.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:49 am

Tormentius wrote: You really don't have a clue; its nice that you keep flailing though.

By the way...looks like a great life:

</sarcasm>

Flailing?

You're a nerd. Does mod of T&T ring a bell?

You talk out of your ass and make baseless claim. Don't you know chicks hate liers?

You are overweight and goofy looking. Don't you remember when you posted your pic here and got crushed? Besides, you have no room to criticize my pic, when you'd never have the balls to post one like it.

BTW, what makes your life so great anyway? I'd imagine it's been shit since the only woman that would ever talk to you dumped your lard ass.

Post by **Eidolon** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:56 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
Tormentius wrote: You really don't have a clue; its nice that you keep flailing though.

By the way...looks like a great life:

</sarcasm>
Flailing?

You're a nerd. Does mod of T&T ring a bell?

You talk out of your ass and make baseless claim. Don't you know chicks hate liers?

You are overweight and goofy looking. Don't you remember when you posted your pic here and got crushed? Besides, you have no room to criticize my pic, when you'd never have the balls to post one like it.

BTW, what makes your life so great anyway? I'd imagine it's been shit since the only woman that would ever talk to you dumped your lard ass.

LOL, dude you take yourself way too seriously.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:06 am

Eidolon wrote:
LOL, dude you take yourself way too seriously.

Impossible....

If I took myself seriously, I wouldn't have posted that pic you doofus.

Hopefully you didn't just register that nick for this.

That would be an example of taking things seriously.

Post by **glossy** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:11 am

Oblivi0.on wrote:shes 18, her father was in the military and he suggested i join, they know we had been sleeping together before this.

haha, the parents: "It's okay for you to have sex, but under no circumstances will we be okay with the very obvious byproduct of this."

anyway, congrats, didn't read most of the thread.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:13 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Hopefully you didn't just register that nick for this.

That would be an example of taking things seriously.

:lol:

Post by **Tormentius** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:18 am

YourGrandpa wrote: Flailing?

You're a nerd. Does mod of T&T ring a bell?

Being a nerd is how I make a living. Running networks and managing network nerds is what I do. T&T is something I mod because I enjoy the community there and raw offered the position. Did I somewhere try to hide any of the above?

YourGrandpa wrote: You talk out of your ass and make baseless claim. Don't you know chicks hate liers?

Baseless claims about what? You being average and proud of it? Hardly baseless.

YourGrandpa wrote: You are overweight and goofy looking. Don't you remember when you posted your pic here and got crushed? Besides, you have no room to criticize my pic, when you'd never have the balls to post one like it.

Heh, Mr. Potatohead calls someone else goofy looking. Thats rich. Why exactly would I want to pose shirtless and flexing? Gramps you have no idea how pathetic that was, really. Especially when you have no muscle tone, yellow hands, and are sporting a necklace that should have been left back in the 70s.

YourGrandpa wrote: BTW, what makes your life so great anyway? I'd imagine it's been shit since the only woman that would ever talk to you dumped your lard ass.

Not all of us need to brag up our lives on a forum in order to justify our existence Gramps. Those who know me know I'm quite comfortable and content in life. I'll leave it at that.

It's your endless desire to post about your own life online and try to defend it when people chuckle at how average and pathetic you are that gets you laughed at. No bandwagons and no conspiracies, just people agreeing that you're an asshat. Pretty simple.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:42 am

Tormentius wrote: Being a nerd is how I make a living. Running networks and managing network nerds is what I do. T&T is something I mod because I enjoy the community there and raw offered the position. Did I somewhere try to hide any of the above?

You are a nerd, that's established. Most likely one of the reasons your ex left you.

Baseless claims about what? You being average and proud of it? Hardly baseless.

Explain average and why you obviously think you're above that.

Heh, Mr. Potatohead calls someone else goofy looking. Thats rich. Why exactly would I want to pose shirtless and flexing? Gramps you have no idea how pathetic that was, really. Especially when you have no muscle tone, yellow hands, and are sporting a necklace that should have been left back in the 70s.

I didn't upload your pic to my server, but you're one dorky looking bitch. Probably another reason your wife left you and the main reason you'd never post a pic like mine.

Not all of us need to brag up our lives on a forum in order to justify our existence Gramps. Those who know me know I'm quite comfortable and content in life. I'll leave it at that.

It's your endless desire to post about your own life online and try to defend it when people laugh at how average and pathetic you are that gets you laughed at. No bandwagons and no conspiracies, just people agreeing that you're an asshat. Pretty simple.

I haven't the need to justify anything to anyone. When someone asks me a question about myself, I answer honestly. Just beacuse my response makes you feel inferior, does not equal me talking myself up.

BTW, you'd have to be a completely senseless moron to think that this place isn't filled with bandwagoners. Though that's probably another reason your wife left you.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:17 am

eat a dick riddlain

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:27 am

you know what? that was funny. :lol:

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:31 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Middle Class people....are the working class people

WINNAR!

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:19 pm

Geebs wrote: Gramps, the only presumption I've ever made about you is that your sentence construction implies a fairly "innocent" approach to grammar.

:lol: fucking massacred :lol:

Post by **Billy Bellend** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:32 pm

i'm 38 now and it would be been cool to have a few 18-21 year old boys sons and daughters right now.

i dont believe icould have done it without the cash i have now tho

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:33 pm

Good luck Oblivion, you'll need it.

Please refrain from posting pics of your offspring all over this messageboard though.

Post by **Jackal** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:46 pm

FlamingTP wrote:eat a dick riddlain

is that name supposed to be an insult? Because it isn't at all. Not to mention the fact that your brother is a dribbling retard and yet he's still not as retarded as you.

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Post by **Tormentius** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 pm

YourGrandpa wrote: Explain average and why you obviously think you're above that.

Dictionary.com defines average as "2: lacking special distinction, rank, or status; commonly encountered; "

Not feeling a burning need to brag about mediocre suburban life somehow being the holy grail of existence on the 'Net is a pretty good start on being above that. Not posting pictures of the cardboard boxes my purchases came in (as you did) is also a defining difference.

I get bored faster than the folks you created 15 page topics with in R&R so I'm not about to sit here and waste that kind of time as there are far better things to do on a weekend. Enjoy your fantasies and delusions Gramps; we all know they're all you've got.

You'll of course respond and try to desperately justify to the contrary and probably make some more fantasy flames in an attempt try to draw someone else into wasting the same amount of time your pathetic existence allows you. It just proves the point I've been making all along.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun May 01, 2005 12:25 am

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Keep in touch with her parents as you alreaday do, They will be of a great help for you.

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Take Care!
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Post by **SplishSplash** » Sun May 01, 2005 1:22 am

The baby MUST be named "Sexcopter".

Post by **eepberries** » Sun May 01, 2005 1:27 am

WHAT A SLUT LOL

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sun May 01, 2005 1:33 am

Tormentius wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: Explain average and why you obviously think you're above that.

Dictionary.com defines average as "2: lacking special distinction, rank, or status; commonly encountered; "

Not feeling a burning need to brag about mediocre suburban life somehow being the holy grail of existence on the 'Net is a pretty good start on being above that. Not posting pictures of the cardboard boxes my purchases came in (as you did) is also a defining difference.

I get bored faster than the folks you created 15 page topics with in R&R so I'm not about to sit here and waste that kind of time as there are far better things to do on a weekend. Enjoy your fantasies and delusions Gramps; we all know they're all you've got.

You'll of course respond and try to desperately justify to the contrary and probably make some more fantasy flames in an attempt try to draw someone else into wasting the same amount of time your pathetic existence allows you. It just proves the point I've been making all along.

GJ job at missing the point, Mr. Lonely. Your communication and comprehension skills are that of a 10 year old. Most likely another reason your ex left you.

When you get over being a self-conscious nerd that obsesses over people on the internet, you might be able to have an active social life with another woman(only if she can get past what a fat loser you are). Maybe one day you'll also be able to accept the fact that conversations will happen about things beyond your means and realize that the people involved are just talking about common intrests.

Post by **ajerara** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:43 am

they both get an award for internet flamewar attention span, I would've given up after the first page. Better than TV.