so, remember that time i told you guys....

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:24 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
dzjepp wrote:And fucking hell Gwamps, your life couldn't be any more vanilla :lol: You live in a shitty 1 story shack with a minger wife, boring ass fuck. I bet you mow the lawn every Saturday, water the flowers, and drink beer on your patio :lol: Fucking white america! written all over it. :lol:

When you're not busy with crappy dull projects around the house you drop your kid off at the yellow school bus :lol:
You don't know anything about my life, putz. Nor can you provide any form of proof that your life is better. All you want to do is fit in on the internet and that's pretty pathetic.

Everyone knows far more about your life than they want to because you broadcast it all the time. You're not going to fall back on the tired old interpersona crap are you?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:25 am

Geebs wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:I'm just going to view this as another one of your lame attempts to get me to prove you wrong by providing absolute proof
Either an interesting philosophical concept, or mindless drivel. You decide!

You're just another idiot looking to stirr up shit and can't stand the results when it back fires in your face. No decision needed.

Next....

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:31 am

metaphor mix-up ahoy

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:33 am

Geebs wrote: Everyone knows far more about your life than they want to because you broadcast it all the time. You're not going to fall back on the tired old interpersona crap are you?

Now that really sounds bitter. I know I've shit in your Cheerios on many occasions and it's put a bad taste in your mouth. That's most likely why you carry this tourch around, trying to sell the bullshit idea that I'm really something, that I'm not. You made up your own little fantasy about my life, but truthfully you don't know shit.

Next...

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:35 am

riddla wrote: hint: Never call someone an idiot on a messageboard when you can't spell. Bad show.

Hint: Fuck off with that weak ass shit.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:35 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
scourge34 wrote:So, just because he's young and didn't plan this kid he's doomed to disaster? And I suppose everyone in any military is a leech? Come on I know you can't be that dense. At least he's not running away from it, leaving her to fend for herself. Whether you like it or not he's doing what a good portion of dads don't do these days, stand up and take care of it. Sure, fucking without birth control was not the smartest thing, but that's kind of irrelevant now. Coulda, woulda, shoulda, all that matters is that he's dealing with it.
Have you seen the percentages associated with his predicament? He has almost no chance at all.

You've also supposed wrong....

I'm not dense at all, but I'm beginning to believe you are. By your logic were suppose to commend a murder for turning himself in, instead of running from his crime. Maybe we should give the armed robber a reward for returning the money he stole at gun point. I'm not sure what kind of shit you're trying to sell here. But I do know that congratulating someone for making such a monumental mistake is the wrong thing to do.

"Coulda, woulda, shoulda", may cause others to think a little more about the consequences before they step over the retarded threshold of no return.

That's not even the same thing and you know it. It's not up to me or you to decide whether it's a mistake or not. Percentages? I don't put much faith in statistics. Kids have been having kids for millenia and it's not likely to change. You're kidding yourself if you think it will. Come back in 10 years and see where he's at then. If he's in a shithole, then by all means point and laugh and all that. But you can't predict it's demise before it even starts.

Oh, and the dense remark was mainly aimed at the military/leech thing.

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:37 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
Geebs wrote: Everyone knows far more about your life than they want to because you broadcast it all the time. You're not going to fall back on the tired old interpersona crap are you?
Now that really sounds bitter. I know I've shit in your Cheerios on many occasions and it's put a bad taste in your mouth. That's most likely why you carry this tourch around, trying to sell the bullshit idea that I'm really something, that I'm not. You made up your own little fantasy about my life, but truthfully you don't know shit.

Next...

So you're saying you don't have a wife and kid, don't have a TV, don't have an SUV, didn't make a rubbish case mod, don't randomly paint things green, didn't take a very long time to get broadband, and aren't a bit thinning on top? Gramps, the only presumption I've ever made about you is that your sentence construction implies a fairly "innocent" approach to grammar. The rest is from photos.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:42 am

scourge34 wrote: That's not even the same thing and you know it. It's not up to me or you to decide whether it's a mistake or not. Percentages? I don't put much faith in statistics. Kids have been having kids for millenia and it's not likely to change. You're kidding yourself if you think it will. Come back in 10 years and see where he's at then. If he's in a shithole, then by all means point and laugh and all that. But you can't predict it's demise before it even starts.

Oh, and the dense remark was mainly aimed at the military/leech thing.

Ultimately you're praising him for his stupidity.

I'm also entitled to my opinion, which happen to be that he won't make it 3 years, let alone 10.

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:45 am

riddla wrote:P.S. you're the only one in this thread trying to be a fortune teller with next to no info and a huge assumption. Go go gadget!

No information other than the fact that he's a father himself? I don't have kids but it's not hard to tell that oblivion is probably going to regret throwing his life away. I think oblivion is 21 or so.. I'd fucked at least 15 girls by that age, and I've fucked as many again since. I'd fucking hate to have got my first fuck preggers.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:47 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
scourge34 wrote: That's not even the same thing and you know it. It's not up to me or you to decide whether it's a mistake or not. Percentages? I don't put much faith in statistics. Kids have been having kids for millenia and it's not likely to change. You're kidding yourself if you think it will. Come back in 10 years and see where he's at then. If he's in a shithole, then by all means point and laugh and all that. But you can't predict it's demise before it even starts.

Oh, and the dense remark was mainly aimed at the military/leech thing.
Ultimately you're praising him for his stupidity.

I'm also entitled to my opinion, which happen to be that he won't make it 3 years, let alone 10.

No, I'm not. I'm saying he's doing right by not abandoning it all. Seems you completely misunderstand my POV. I've already said I thought that not using birth control was not smart.

Yes, you're entitled to your opinion. I'm alse entitled to mine, which is that neither you nor I can predict which way it will go. So therefore I just say goodluck with it to him.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:48 am

Geebs wrote:So you're saying you don't have a wife and kid, don't have a TV, don't have an SUV, didn't make a rubbish case mod, don't randomly paint things green, didn't take a very long time to get broadband, and aren't a bit thinning on top? Gramps, the only presumption I've ever made about you is that your sentence construction implies a fairly "innocent" approach to grammar. The rest is from photos.

How does any of that translate into me having less of a life than everyone else here?

Look, you are entitled to your opinion. However, just because your shitty outlook towards me causes you to say negative things, doesn't make them true.

Next..

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:49 am

And gramps is right, he probably won't make it past 3 years.. Who the fuck would want to stay with the girl they lost their virginity to? Oblivion will never get to sample the joys of banging drunk fat birds in alleys, he'll never experience the humiliation of walking into a GUM clinic and telling the nurse he's been pissing puss for the last week.

Young life is a journey of filthy dangerous sex.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:53 am

scourge34 wrote: No, I'm not. I'm saying he's doing right by not abandoning it all. Seems you completely misunderstand my POV. I've already said I thought that not using birth control was not smart.

Yes, you're entitled to your opinion. I'm alse entitled to mine, which is that neither you nor I can predict which way it will go. So therefore I just say goodluck with it to him.

I'm sorry, I'm not so forgiving.

I hate to see anyone throw their life away. And in my opinion, that's exactly what he's done.

We'll just have to agree to disagree. Diversity is what makes this world a great place. :icon26:

Post by **mik0rs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:54 am

bork[e] wrote:god mik0rs, you post nothing but total crap...good grief...crap crap crap.

You're still a total dickhead then, I see you've eased back on stalking me at least.

Freakaloin wrote:
mik0rs wrote:You should have blasted her in the eye instead.

But congrats
premature ejaculator?

If your definition of premature ejaculation is "after her", then yeah, every time.

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:55 am

sys0p wrote:And gramps is right, he probably won't make it past 3 years.. Who the fuck would want to stay with the girl they lost their virginity to? Oblivion will never get to sample the joys of banging drunk fat birds in alleys, he'll never experience the humiliation of walking into a GUM clinic and telling the nurse he's been pissing puss for the last week.

Young life is a journey of filthy dangerous sex.

Bah, the first couple of pages of this thread is everyone taking the piss out of Oblivion for being careless enough to knock his bitch up within, what is it, four months? It took an arsehole of gramps' magnitude to get him some support from the rest of the forum.

I wouldn't mind gramps telling oblivion he's been a bit thick if it didn't come with the whole "My Wonderful Life" bit as well. We've heard it a thousand times before and it was tiresome three years ago.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:55 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
scourge34 wrote: No, I'm not. I'm saying he's doing right by not abandoning it all. Seems you completely misunderstand my POV. I've already said I thought that not using birth control was not smart.

Yes, you're entitled to your opinion. I'm alse entitled to mine, which is that neither you nor I can predict which way it will go. So therefore I just say goodluck with it to him.

I'm sorry, I'm not so forgiving.

I hate to see anyone throw their life away. And in my opinion, that's exactly what he's done.

We'll just have to agree to disagree. Diversity is what makes this world a great place. :icon26:

Ain't it grand?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:55 am

riddla wrote:P.S. you're the only one in this thread trying to be a fortune teller with next to no info and a huge assumption. Go go gadget!

Oops I must have missed this...

Oh well.

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:56 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
scourge34 wrote: No, I'm not. I'm saying he's doing right by not abandoning it all. Seems you completely misunderstand my POV. I've already said I thought that not using birth control was not smart.

Yes, you're entitled to your opinion. I'm alse entitled to mine, which is that neither you nor I can predict which way it will go. So therefore I just say goodluck with it to him.

I'm sorry, I'm not so forgiving.

I hate to see anyone throw their life away. And in my opinion, that's exactly what he's done.

We'll just have to agree to disagree. Diversity is what makes this world a great place. :icon26:

You see? Patronising cunt through and through.

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:00 am

Geebs wrote:
sys0p wrote:And gramps is right, he probably won't make it past 3 years.. Who the fuck would want to stay with the girl they lost their virginity to? Oblivion will never get to sample the joys of banging drunk fat birds in alleys, he'll never experience the humiliation of walking into a GUM clinic and telling the nurse he's been pissing puss for the last week.

Young life is a journey of filthy dangerous sex.
Bah, the first couple of pages of this thread is everyone taking the piss out of Oblivion for being careless enough to knock his bitch up within, what is it, four months? It took an arsehole of gramps' magnitude to get him some support from the rest of the forum.

I wouldn't mind gramps telling oblivion he's been a bit thick if it didn't come with the whole "My Wonderful Life" bit as well. We've heard it a thousand times before and it was tiresome three years ago.

Yeah, good point

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:08 am

Geebs wrote:Bah, the first couple of pages of this thread is everyone taking the piss out of Oblivion for being careless enough to knock his bitch up within, what is it, four months? It took an arsehole of gramps' magnitude to get him some support from the rest of the forum.

I wouldn't mind gramps telling oblivion he's been a bit thick if it didn't come with the whole "My Wonderful Life" bit as well. We've heard it a thousand times before and it was tiresome three years ago.

That just goes to show how this place is filled with a mindless flock of fit-ins and you're right there with them.

Geebs wrote: What have you got to show for your fantastically-planned lifestyle apart from a TV that's slightly bigger than your SUV, eh?

I don't know why you keep going back to this idiotic idea that I was bragging. You asked me the question. Is it because I have a good life that you think I'm bragging? Was it because you really couldn't find any fault in with what I've done with my life? All I did was state facts about myself. It's your piss poor attitude that causes you to think otherwise.

Post by **saturn** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:10 am

great thread

fucking idiot

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:10 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Is it because I have a good life that you think I'm bragging?

:lol:

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:10 am

Geebs wrote: You see? Patronising cunt through and through.

Obsess much?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:12 am

Geebs wrote::lol:

Reduced to posting icons already.

And you call yourself a doctor.

Pffft.....

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:16 am

Actually no, the GMC calls me a doctor. If you couldn't spot why your sentence was funny, I worry about you.