so, remember that time i told you guys....

[DiscoDave]

pfftt. I could never raise a kid until I'm at least something like 25, ie when I have a stable job, prospects etc, but that isn't everyones cup of tea.

Congrats anyway. Good luck and post pics in several months time

[dzjepp]

Here is gwamps mowing the lawn on a hot saturday morning



Here he is changing the carwwwburratoor is his shit-mobile: :lol:

[+JuggerNaut+]

you got him good there.

[dzjepp]

thanks I appreciate it, but I'd rather wait for sys0p or pauly to tell me if my rant and/or rave was successful. they are the resident kings of comedy around these parts afterall

edit: or feedback

[R00k]

Actually, jepp, that looks like an air filter.

[dzjepp]

Yeah, but he usually says 'Awww dang my cawwwwburator is buusted!'

[+JuggerNaut+]

thanks I appreciate it, but I'd rather wait for sys0p or pauly to tell me if my rant and/or rave was successful. they are the resident kings of comedy around these parts afterall

edit: or feedback

you bet.

[Eidolon]

YourGrandpa, you're making a pretty jump to generalize that "having kids young == shit deal in life". I had my son when I was 18, and although I would have done things a bit differently if I had the chance, I am more or less happy with the way things turned out.

Oblivion is in for a long, hard road and it may not turn out the way he planned, but you have to give him credit for making the effort to do the right thing.

[Billy Bellend]

hey as far as i know the filter has to come off for carb access no ey ey :P

aaauuww bobby

[R00k]

Very good point there Mr. Bellend.

*cleans toe-jam off of tongue*

[Billy Bellend]

hehe my middle name is MASSIVE :are:

[hate.]

when it comes out

smack the fucker real good upside the mellon

to straighten out that squirrely peeper

[R00k]

Yes. DO NOT LOOK HIM IN THE EYES FOR AT LEAST 3 MONTHS.

[Bacon]

Here is gwamps mowing the lawn on a hot saturday morning



Here he is changing the carwwwburratoor is his shit-mobile: :lol:

Didn't testo post that shit already?

[feedback]

Yes. DO NOT LOOK HIM IN THE EYES FOR AT LEAST 3 MONTHS.

rook is right. Human babies will imprint on the first thing they see, like ducks. If you're feeling bored on a sunday afternoon, try running through a maternity ward sticking your head up women in labor's snatches. By the end of the day you'll have a teetering line of babies following you wherever you go like ducklings.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.

[Geebs]

And a lovely pair of black eyes

[+JuggerNaut+]

Didn't testo post that shit already?

keep it down man, he's waiting for approval.

[hate.]

Yes. DO NOT LOOK HIM IN THE EYES FOR AT LEAST 3 MONTHS.

rook is right. Human babies will imprint on the first thing they see, like ducks. If you're feeling bored on a sunday afternoon, try running through a maternity ward sticking your head up women in labor's snatches. By the end of the day you'll have a teetering line of babies following you wherever you go like ducklings.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.

ped0gramps

[YourGrandpa]

Gramps. you got married, had a kid, and settled down to a life of suburban mediocrity. What do you want, a medal?

Hey fuck stick, you asked.

The question included "apart from".

I'm still intrigued, though, that you're so proud of having acheived less than almost anyone else on this forum. Throw that interweight around

You have no idea at all.

I'm just going to view this as another one of your lame attempts to get me to prove you wrong by providing absolute proof, only to have you grasp at straws trying to find something to complain about.

BLNT.

[sys0p]

What would you know about a successful marriage?

hahahah cold, but told.


Gramps made some good points in his other posts, I don't see why everyone is jumping on him

[YourGrandpa]

So, just because he's young and didn't plan this kid he's doomed to disaster? And I suppose everyone in any military is a leech? Come on I know you can't be that dense. At least he's not running away from it, leaving her to fend for herself. Whether you like it or not he's doing what a good portion of dads don't do these days, stand up and take care of it. Sure, fucking without birth control was not the smartest thing, but that's kind of irrelevant now. Coulda, woulda, shoulda, all that matters is that he's dealing with it.

Have you seen the percentages associated with his predicament? He has almost no chance at all.

You've also supposed wrong....

I'm not dense at all, but I'm beginning to believe you are. By your logic were suppose to commend a murder for turning himself in, instead of running from his crime. Maybe we should give the armed robber a reward for returning the money he stole at gun point. I'm not sure what kind of shit you're trying to sell here. But I do know that congratulating someone for making such a monumental mistake is the wrong thing to do.

"Coulda, woulda, shoulda", may cause others to think a little more about the consequences before they step over the retarded threshold of no return.

[YourGrandpa]

And fucking hell Gwamps, your life couldn't be any more vanilla :lol: You live in a shitty 1 story shack with a minger wife, boring ass fuck. I bet you mow the lawn every Saturday, water the flowers, and drink beer on your patio :lol: Fucking white america! written all over it. :lol:

When you're not busy with crappy dull projects around the house you drop your kid off at the yellow school bus :lol:

You don't know anything about my life, putz. Nor can you provide any form of proof that your life is better. All you want to do is fit in on the internet and that's pretty pathetic.

[+JuggerNaut+]

hey, take it easy on him. he's still pending approval for "teh funneh"

[hate.]

u go gramps

[Geebs]

I'm just going to view this as another one of your lame attempts to get me to prove you wrong by providing absolute proof

Either an interesting philosophical concept, or mindless drivel. You decide!