so, remember that time i told you guys....

Post by **Oblivi0.on** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:57 am

also, incase gramps missed that one and might feel the need to tell me i NEED to get married (or anyone telling me that really), my mum and step father have been living together for 17 years, unmarried.

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:15 am

yeah, but your kid will be a bastard

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:27 am

Tormentius wrote: Awww....did I touch a nerve? Poor gramps, failing once again and flailing with his feeble imagination to try to recover.

So you're the one moron that thinks it's a good idea to knock up an 18 year old at 22 with no concrete plans for the future.

BTW, there's nothing imaginary about you being a fat, womanless nerd.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:28 am

Geebs wrote: Gramps. you got married, had a kid, and settled down to a life of suburban mediocrity. What do you want, a medal?

Hey fuck stick, you asked.

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:31 am

Do I detect some bitterness?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:35 am

Oblivi0.on wrote:actually i've considered the army since i was 18. i just happened to move alot (about 23 times) between the ages of 18 and 20. i moved to sydney in January of 2004 and decided it was about time i finally got around to finishing up my application to join. Her father was in the military for 23 years and he was a big supporter during my training for it, i fail to see how thats me only doing it because daddy asked me to.

Personally i think the army will be a wonderful choice. Everyone makes different decisions and life a different life. doest means anyones is any better than anyone elses.

sidenote: you seem very pessimistic.

Blah, blah, blah... Your girlfriend is pregnant and now you need some way to pay for it.

Nowhere did I say you joined the military because her daddy said so. You said he gave you the idea by suggesting you join.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:36 am

Grudge wrote:Do I detect some bitterness?

Bitter about what?

I think you need a new detector....

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:39 am

About the life you could have had.

Post by **Geebs** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:05 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:
Geebs wrote: Gramps. you got married, had a kid, and settled down to a life of suburban mediocrity. What do you want, a medal?
Hey fuck stick, you asked.

The question included "apart from".

I'm still intrigued, though, that you're so proud of having acheived less than almost anyone else on this forum. Throw that interweight around

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:29 pm

So, just because he's young and didn't plan this kid he's doomed to disaster? And I suppose everyone in any military is a leech? Come on I know you can't be that dense. At least he's not running away from it, leaving her to fend for herself. Whether you like it or not he's doing what a good portion of dads don't do these days, stand up and take care of it. Sure, fucking without birth control was not the smartest thing, but that's kind of irrelevant now. Coulda, woulda, shoulda, all that matters is that he's dealing with it.

Post by **inphlict** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:01 pm

I hope this isn’t a joke :icon19:

Post by **diego** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:33 pm

Congratulations mate :icon14:

This makes you definitely less nerdy.

Post by **Fender** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:33 pm

-Replicant- wrote:didn't read that your ambitions for the next few years as as high as military service...i don't know how canada works, but in the US the costs of delivering the child are astronomic. i'm sure your military paycheck will be sufficient to pay for all the costs of a child for the next 3 years, plus your gf...and yourself. congrats nonetheless

You must have a shitty health care plan. We spent $20 copay for several prenatal care visits. Doc, hospital and anesthesiology were all payed 90% and the balance we payed pre tax. If you think paying a few hundred dollars for a birth is expensive, then maybe you aren't in the right place in life to provide for a child...

edit: oh yeah to Obliv: best of luck. The first few weeks after birth will quite possibly be the most stress you'll ever experience in your life.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:00 pm

Congratulations, and if you decide to go through with it, best of luck.

At least being in Canada you know you won't be shipped straight to Iraq.

Post by **Deathshroud** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:07 pm

Oblivi0.on wrote:shes 18, her father was in the military and he suggested i join, they know we had been sleeping together before this.

anything i didnt cover?

Yeah, your dick!

:lol:

Post by **reefsurfer** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:09 pm

wow...alot of reply's.

kewl...

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:51 pm

Deathshroud wrote:
Oblivi0.on wrote:shes 18, her father was in the military and he suggested i join, they know we had been sleeping together before this.

anything i didnt cover?
Yeah, your dick!

:lol:

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:58 pm

i see someone in this thread commiting suicide in the near future...

Post by **Billy Bellend** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:01 pm

congratulations to all inolved

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:43 pm

Freakaloin wrote:i see someone in this thread commiting suicide in the near future...

Yeah, poor Gramps is going to leave his kids with his minger wife.

Post by **-Replicant-** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:42 pm

Fender wrote:If you think paying a few hundred dollars for a birth is expensive, then maybe you aren't in the right place in life to provide for a child...

that was my point...he's 22/3 without any real disposable income (yet), so the costs of caring for his wife, his baby, and himself are going to be much more than he suspects and he might have a hard time at it.

Post by **Fender** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:45 pm

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:54 pm

I see that my super mega hyper attempt at trolling didn't phase you one bit so... congrats and good luck, you'll need it.

But when the kid is 18, you can kick him/her out the door so it's all good.

Post by **andyman** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:56 pm

I don't know how the canadian military works, but the us military gives you extra pay if you're married, plus more pay for each dependant you have.

congratulations anyways and good luck

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:59 pm

And fucking hell Gwamps, your life couldn't be any more vanilla :lol: You live in a shitty 1 story shack with a minger wife, boring ass fuck. I bet you mow the lawn every Saturday, water the flowers, and drink beer on your patio :lol: Fucking white america! written all over it. :lol:

When you're not busy with crappy dull projects around the house you drop your kid off at the yellow school bus :lol: