lol wut?

[GONNAFISTYA]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln, the 18th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.

First off: lol
Secondly: Wasn't Lincoln the 16th President? Once this movie is released, most American elementary students will score even worse in their exams. Uhm....lol?

I had always expected some retarded Republican to make a super hero movie featuring a former Republican US President, namely Ronald Reagan with the power to kill Liberals in a single bound, but I certainly didn't expect this vampire crap. Hollywood has gone even more insane than I ever imagined.

I can't wait for the release of William Clinton: Blowjob Hunter and the inevitable sequel George W Bush: WMD/cocaine Hunter.

[EtUL]

Title of the game should be "American History"

[MKJ]

too bad it's a movie.

[MKJ]

abroham lincoln

[scared?]

lol dumb ppl...

[seremtan]

paul giamatti voiced an abortive cartoon called 'the amazing screw-on head' that featured lincoln

i imagine lincoln gets chosen a lot because he's the first president that people have actually heard of who didn't own slaves, but also the last president not mercilessly attacked by the footsoldiers of america's tedious culture wars

[scared?]

john Adams didn't own slaves...dumb ass...

[xer0s]

And Lincoln did have slaves...

[scared?]

wow this seaman dude is a colossal moron...

[EtUL]

too bad it's a movie.

I don't click links or read

[seremtan]

john Adams didn't own slaves...dumb ass...

he's also famous for absolutely nothing whatsoever

[Tsakali]

but, but they had a HBO show about him