Heart attack while eating Triple Bypass burger

[Nightshade]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/1 ... 79291.html

LOL, FUCK YOU, FATTY!

[MKJ]

I have zero sympathy for these people.

[Tsakali]

lol, was a novel idea while it lasted.

[seremtan]

ha ha yeah people almost dying is funny

[Tsakali]

come on, surely humor hasn't changed that much in 6000 years

[seremtan]

dunno, ask your dad

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol

Good thing he didn't order the "Death By Skullfuck Burger". I'm sure the tourists would have taken even more photos of that.

[SoM]

i'd buy that for a dollar

ROBOCOP

[LawL]

lol fat people...

[Whiskey 7]

for original link

..........was eating a Triple Bypass burger at the time of his cardiac arrest. The unnamed man is reportedly alive .......
The restaurant's now sadly predictive name was coupled with the even more unfortunate slogan, "Taste Worth Dying For." The incident comes just of one

Good to hear he's OK

[Nightshade]

ha ha yeah people almost dying is funny

Under these circumstances, yes, yes it is. For fuck's sake, if you're over 350lbs you eat free at that place. The world needs fewer fatties.

[GONNAFISTYA]

For fuck's sake, if you're over 350lbs you eat free at that place.

Really?

lol fat people almost dying

[mik0rs]

Another satisfied customer!

[EtUL]

ha ha yeah people almost dying is funny

Under these circumstances, yes, yes it is. For fuck's sake, if you're over 350lbs you eat free at that place. The world needs fewer fatties.

This.

A story only about someone having a heart attack is sad. A story about them having a heart attack at a heart attack themed burger joint is hilarious.

[xer0s]

lol

[EmeraldTiger]

It's a tragically ironic scenario. Apparently I read the Heart Attack Grill was designed to "open up to people who are rejected by society for their weight issues." That's why they have the whole "350 lb. eat free" thing - which among other things is sadly being used to give overweight people the feeling that they are being paid attention to in a positive fashion. It's a shame that people can't just go to support groups instead, where they can also socially interact with other people with similar problems while marching back down the road of a healthy lifestyle.

[Underpants?]

there is a god.

[Nightshade]

It's a tragically ironic scenario. Apparently I read the Heart Attack Grill was designed to "open up to people who are rejected by society for their weight issues." That's why they have the whole "350 lb. eat free" thing - which among other things is sadly being used to give overweight people the feeling that they are being paid attention to in a positive fashion. It's a shame that people can't just go to support groups instead, where they can also socially interact with other people with similar problems while marching back down the road of a healthy lifestyle.

It's neither tragic nor ironic in any sense. I understand that some people have very difficult diet-related issues and some have real medical conditions that contribute to their weight. Most, however, are simply gluttonous sacks of lard that can't stop ramming uber-sized chocolate Cheez-Whiz covered quintuple bacon and cherry pie cheeseburgers down their cavernous gullets. I have no sympathy for anyone that weighs as much as a lawn tractor. It takes a lot of food and money to get that fat, and it's not like it happens overnight. No, no tragedy or irony detected here. Just a fat slob eating at a trough that caters to fat slobs.

Where the hell did you get this info about the alleged point of that place, anyways?

[EmeraldTiger]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-robb ... 40994.html

Maybe this partially explains why obese people are flocking to a restaurant outside Phoenix, Arizona, whose name, and I am not making this up, is the Heart Attack Grill. The restaurant, which seats 100, is often packed. It offers what owner Jon Basso calls, "an environment of acceptance to overweight customers who are typically demonized by society."

But at this restaurant, it's a little more than acceptance. The Heart Attack Grill literally celebrates obesity. Customers who are over 350 pounds eat for free. A scale is strategically placed at the center of the restaurant, so other diners can watch the weigh-ins. When customers exceed 350 pounds, says the restaurant's owner, "Everybody applauds and cheers for them. A big smile comes over their face, and for once they are finally accepted. They are not picked on here."

[GONNAFISTYA]

Well hey I'm sure members of the KKK feel accepted at cross burnings, too.

Doesn't mean they don't have a problem.

[Tsakali]

"Everybody applauds and cheers for them. A big smile comes over their face, and for once they are finally accepted. They are not picked on here."

jesus, what's wrong with people these days...everyone knows that 'big and beautiful' is just a ploy to give the fatties a false sense of normalcy.
yup, I think it's about time for another world war... the only thing that manages to bring people back down to earth.

[EmeraldTiger]

I'm not saying it's not their fault, I'm just saying that it's sad that it's the only acceptance they can get. And perhaps by sad, I mean it's sad humanity went to this level.

[SoM]

fatties eating for free, just another way of herding out the dumb fatty idiots

[seremtan]

weeding out

[Yongwang]

lol

Good thing he didn't order the "Death By Skullfuck Burger". I'm sure the tourists would have taken even more photos of that.

I lol'd