Siri test

[scared?]

I used to fuck guys like you in prison...

I must have some fucked up voice because the shooting working right

fuck you Apple!...

in the test

and motherfucker

and



wtf this shit doesn't understand me when I say "end"


again fuck you Apple

[scared?]

no matter how clear I say "end"it comes out "and" wtf this is gay...

[DTS]

Maybe you have to sound like a gay Apple fanboy.

[scared?]

so add a lisp?...

[GONNAFISTYA]

It's gotta be the retarded Texas accent.

[scared?]

nope. if I say something like "the end of the world" it works, if I just say "end" it always comes out as "and"

[bitWISE]

First try...

[scared?]

wtf I'm saying it clear! ...

[4days]

nope. if I say something like "the end of the world" it works, if I just say "end" it always comes out as "and"

if it's in a sentence then the software might be able to guess at the part of speech.

doesn't siri have a training mode where you can type* and say a word for it to recognise?

*you can ask one of your children to help you with this part.

[EtUL]

It'll actually parse your requests and search pretty well, tho it isn't perfect.

Unfortunately most people are morons so they just use it to ask where to hide a dead body or some other gimmick.

Siri is decent but still needs some work, I got a clone called Evi because Apple are fuck heads and it's not as good.

[xer0s]

It's kinda fun to play with. The first thing I asked her was "Where's the nearest titty bar?"

Go ahead, ask her, Geoff...

[scared?]

closest one is 16 miles...

[bitWISE]

I never use it. I'd rather just do things myself but I try to stump it if I come up with something tricky.

4days: That wouldn't work currently. The audio recording is sent over the web and processed on Apple servers.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

try not saying it like a hick texan maybe?

[4days]

4days: That wouldn't work currently. The audio recording is sent over the web and processed on Apple servers.

ah, i'd assumed there was at least a per-user profile considering how much the only apple fanboi i know was gushing about it being better than android. no wonder nobody in scotland can use the damn things.

[GONNAFISTYA]

try not saying it like a hick texan maybe?

It's gotta be the retarded Texas accent.

I win...fuck u...

[Tsakali]

lol destroyed

[xer0s]

closest one is 16 miles...

Funny how she knows what you're talking about and will give your the location...

[Tsakali]

finally, a woman that actually listens to you.