I wonder what happened here

[EmeraldTiger]

So...

[mjrpes]

The trick is the sterilize the wound. Open the wound up like a cup and pour in some bleach. Wait a minute until it really burns then drain. Sew it up with some dental floss and a sterilized needle and you should be good to go. Why pay extra money for doctors when you can do it yourself.

[Whiskey 7]

If you get stabbed and you live in the U.S. and have no health insurance..........

Oh, I see.

A puzzle.

I like puzzles.

Reads, considers, weighs the options...

Answer is simply, life threatening or not you'll probably die




PS: Why do I amuse myself this way?
Note to self: Get a good look at self

[SoM]

FUCK OFF STRANGLER

[shaft]

You're entitled to emergency care under federal law, regardless of your ability to pay. So the answer is simple, call an ambulance or go to the local emergency room.

[feedback]

I think he's entitled to fuck off?

[Ryoki]

If you get stabbed just piss in the wound - it might sound strange but urine is a powerful disinfectant. Afterwards allow the wound to breathe for a few days, not applying any bandages will allow your body to heal faster. If it begins to smell a little during that time, don't worry, that's perfectly natural.

Whatever you do, don't see a doctor, those guys are just out for your money.

[seremtan]

shape the edges of the wound with clamps until it resembles a vagina, then let 300lb bald and tattooed convicted murderers in orange jump suits fuck it in return for protection from the other prisoners

[MKJ]

Yikes. Too far stephen

[seremtan]

2 days too far?

[plained]

steri strips are great