i wanna go to prison in norway...

[scared?]

for my next vacation...no u?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyiodSMNv4E

[xer0s]

Your threads are on a down hill slide...

[Κracus]

You can tell how drunk/high he is based on thread content and how many threads he's creating.

It's early still in Florida so he must be smoking something good today.

[plained]

ffs lol its texas !

[scared?]

here's the deal...I'm walking outside to smoke now...u mad?...

[Dark Metal]

I thought you quit?

[MKJ]

he also thought you were getting snipped.

[scared?]

I thought you quit?

lol wut?...

[seremtan]

lol @ those two morons presenting the show, describing the norwegian prison system as "an experiment"

yeah, says norway, we're going to try doing things in way that isn't just reintroducing slavery by the back door - just as an experiment

[EtUL]

lol geoff's houswife life at the cesspool in texas is so bad he wants to go to prison in some fago european country

[Whiskey 7]

i wanna go to prison in Norway...for my next vacation...no u?...

No you don't

Loss of liberty (read freedom) is a sacrifice you don't want to make and trust me I know
Been there, done that ..

Like the bit, "hiding contraband".
Gawd, could I can tell you a a story or two. Maybe later.........

Look I got to 3 minutes into the video and closed it, so don't waste your time.

My opinion: Some criminals (those who are beyond doubt/confess) are the scum of the Earth and deserve no less but to die.

Stop the bastards breading I say.

Simply, capital crimes deserve capital justice.

As to simple shoplifting, well a good flogging might do.

Never, never, never give me the job of Judge and or Jury and be warned, I will put my hand up for Executioner readily.

[Ryoki]

Ah yeah, you were a prison guard weren't you?

Paid a work related visit to a prison last week, first time in my life i set foor inside such a facility. Was much impressed by how absolutely shit it must be to be jailed there - and their psych ward was like every other jailblock, those poor crazies... i was expecting some kind of hospital like environment, but no.

[Eraser]

That whole video just reeks of ill informedness
("informedness", is that a word?)

[mjrpes]

how about misinformation?

[LawL]

here's the deal...I'm walking outside to smoke now...u mad?...

lol drug addicts...

[Fjoggs]

I'm sure we could find you a room. I think they have dishwashers though, so you'd be out of a job.

[scared?]

lol marijuana isn't addictive....

lol Australians are morons...

[scared?]

I have quit 3 or 4 times for years on end. it is absolutely 100% not addictive.

unless ur a moron...

[seremtan]

lol, "3 or 4 times" - your weakness is palpable

i quit once, about 12 years ago. once is all you need... unless ur a moron...

[scared?]

lol I quit for different reasons then u obviously... obviously ur a moron for thinking our circumstances are similiar...understandable though...

[seremtan]

just keep telling yourself that, kitchenzilla

[4days]

fuck if i had to go outside to smoke, i'd quit too, at least until i could buy my own place.

Ah yeah, you were a prison guard weren't you?

Paid a work related visit to a prison last week, first time in my life i set foor inside such a facility. Was much impressed by how absolutely shit it must be to be jailed there - and their psych ward was like every other jailblock, those poor crazies... i was expecting some kind of hospital like environment, but no.

your new job sounds pretty cool, what are you doing now - support worker, drug smuggler?

[LawL]

lol marijuana isn't addictive....

lol Australians are morons...

lol drug addicts in denial...

[scared?]

lol marijuana no0bs...

[Ryoki]

your new job sounds pretty cool, what are you doing now - support worker, drug smuggler?

Aye i'm still really enjoying it after some 8 months

Work in a forensic psychiatric clinic, this place specialises in treating people who commited relatively serious crimes while being psychotic. They come here all wild and crazy and then get locked up for a while, receive (forced) medication and therapy and then after a few weeks you really see them calm down. It’s like a prison in the sense that we only take clients from the justice department, we have pretty high security and the patients aren’t allowed to go anywhere until they’re really far in their treatment – only you wouldn’t say it if you got a look at the place. It’s pretty friendly looking, with large spacey rooms for the clients built around a little garden courtyard where they can walk around and stuff.

My job is to arrange transport from jail to here and figure out how to keep the clinic full and the waiting list short, but every now and then i'm allowed to sit in on interviews or go to prisons for intakes, which is pretty cool. The work itself isn't so exciting, lots of paper work and emails and phonecalls to be honest - but the crazy shit you see and hear makes it really interesting.. And it’s challenging in the sense that when i make a mistake, it can have serious & immediate impact on an actual person… so that keeps me on my toes

Sometimes incidents are funny, like when i got a phonecall from the railway police saying they caught one of our crazies and i hear the patient in the background saying “You’ve got it all wrong, i’m not who you think i am, i’m Jesus Christ, son of God! But i will forgive you.” Sometimes it’s really sweet, like when a client who’d been with us for almost a decade finally got released and he decided to stay up all night and bake cakes for all the staff - not just ordinary cakes either, cakes that were so professionally done that you could easily sell em in a high end bakery. And sometimes it’s nasty, like when they try to kill themselves or get violent towards the staff. Which doesn’t happen a lot, but it does happen. Sad when it does, because the freedoms they built up by behaving like they should just get reset when they do – and it’s not like they’re hardened criminals for the most part, they’re just really sick people.