Uwe boll.

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reefsurfer
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Uwe boll.

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The first director to ever direct 5 movies based on games?

He fucked up House of the dead real good, the story was shit, characters were shit and they had small cuts from the sega game here and there in the movie.
Alone in the dark... jesus fucking christ what a piece of shit movie so im not even gonna mention it.

And now Bloodrayne is coming, he is gonna fuck that movie up aswell.

And then there is Hunter:The reckoning which i dont care about anyway.. but Farcry the movie is something i belive could be VERY good as a movie, if they had another director and a good script.

Maybe he fucks up the 4 first films and hit the nail with Farcry... one can only hope.


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Post by R00k »

Farcry itself was made like it had a movie script, so with some more dialogue it could probably be a fun one.
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Post by Pext »

uwe boll is a complete tard only beaten by ed wood.
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Post by Grudge »

I can't believe they're still throwing money at him
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Post by SplishSplash »

Grudge wrote:I can't believe they're still throwing money at him
It's probably some money laundering scheme.
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Grudge wrote:I can't believe they're still throwing money at him
Surely you jest. It's hollywood.
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Post by o'dium »

FarCry might be good as a film. Great as a game...

But damn... Why cant hollywood, just once, take a chance and make a game>to>film exactly like the games... Stop dumbing it down for some shit head kid that doesn't want to watch it anyways just to get more money...
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o'dium wrote:Why cant hollywood, just once, take a chance and make a game>to>film exactly like the games .

So true.. so very true!
Would be nice seeing the exact locations, all the characters, same sequensces, same story... only put to "real life".

Take silent hill... its a totally different story and a new character, the only thing that is the same as the games... is the name of the town. :shrug:
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Post by Ryoki »

o'dium wrote:But damn... Why cant hollywood, just once, take a chance and make a game>to>film exactly like the games...
I agree. Those bastards.
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Post by MKJ »

Pext wrote:uwe boll is a complete tard only beaten by ed wood.
this man knows his shit
really, his shit
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