Some funny Onion shit

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Ryoki
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Some funny Onion shit

Post by Ryoki »

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4117&n=1

<i>"Unpopular military actions and dismissal of international organizations have galvanized world hostility toward the U.S.," Hapbrook said. "Instead of being inundated with questions about Hollywood and requests to help hot young foreigners practice their English, Americans are being openly scorned in European pubs and cafes. Data taken from a poll of students in December 2004 showed that only a dismal 11 percent had achieved sexual congress with a non-American."</i>

It made me laugh quite hard, because all the Americans in Dutcheeland i know (actually i only know two) are indeed seeing other Americans rather than something exotic out of the local genepool. Hahaha :)
Grudge
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Post by Grudge »

lol, serves them right
4days
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Post by 4days »

"I'm in Amsterdam—Amsterdam, for Christ's sake—and I'm in the middle of the longest dry spell I can remember," Higgs said. "Last week, I was making out with this Italian girl at a concert. It was all going great until the music ended and she heard my American accent. I swear to God, I went from the cusp of a hand job to, 'Why won't your country sign the Kyoto Treaty?'"
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Shmee
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Post by Shmee »

"Look, if I had that type of pull with the president, I obviously wouldn't be out trolling for anonymous Dutch pussy."

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