Bill Hicks

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:22 pm

http://quotes.prolix.nu/Authors/?Bill_Hicks

Great read if you haven't seen this already...

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:22 pm

he is my god...

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:24 pm

First quote is the best...

Bill Brooks wrote:

I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion issue right now. Ready? Those unwanted babies that single moms leave in alleys and in dumpsters? Leave about 12 of those on the steps of The Supreme Court. This is over. Like that. "You guys said we had to have them? Then you guys...FUCKING RAISE 'EM." "Raise 'em then, you fucking fucking raise 'em. YOU raise 'em. You said I had to have it? Then it's yours. Fuck. It's yours..Take it"

Post by **Mogul** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:49 pm

What a retarded quote, though, borke.

There is such thing as adoption or foster care (and probably some weird crap I don't even know about). Brooks is turning it into something I think maybe a 14 year old would put in some persuasive paper he's writing for his freshmen English class.

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:57 pm

I don't think that language like the above is allowed at that age, could be wrong though...

Bill Brooks wrote:And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create republicans."

Spot on! :lol:

Post by **Mogul** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:07 pm

That's pretty funny.

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:16 pm

The dude was a comedian btw...if you didn't know. He even appeared in a few Tool songs.

That is what brought me to look him up...

Post by **Hannibal** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:41 am

Hicks noobs go here:

http://www.sacredcow.com/

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:05 am

i like the way bill tried to get his dad to do acid with him right before he died...he dad is a chump though for not doing it...

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:17 am

this is some funny shit...the link from Hannibal that is. :lol:

So this dude is for real with all this shit he is saying. I figured that the shit he was saying for Tool was just to add to the music, but hearing that same speaches in his times on stage make me think otherwise.

This dude was fucking insane!

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:20 am

Mogul wrote:What a retarded quote, though, borke.

There is such thing as adoption or foster care (and probably some weird crap I don't even know about). Brooks is turning it into something I think maybe a 14 year old would put in some persuasive paper he's writing for his freshmen English class.

Indeed, they didn't make 'em have the kid. I understand what you are saying...still I'm starting to like his "off the wall" views on things.

Post by **Hannibal** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:26 am

The Hicks-Tool connection:

http://www.fadetoblack.com/interviews/billhicks/13.html

Post by **saturn** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:03 pm

This thread needs a well-deserved bump