World Penis Size Map

[xer0s]

You probably just have a knack for selecting men with large genitalia. Perhaps you subconsciously check out the size of their hands and feet. Or maybe consciously for all I know.

It's hard to tell if your survey is accurate without knowing an exact number of dudes you've infected. How many we lookin at? 20? 30?

I hope you're kidding about the hands and feet thing... Most misleading myth ever.

Ehh... enough.

"Enough" would imply the number is sufficient to satisfy your desire for penis (i.e. Enough is enough). Have you moved on to vagina?

[GONNAFISTYA]

chode

What does the area between your sack and your asshole have to do with anything?

Fucking lol...

[Transient]

chode

What does the area between your sack and your asshole have to do with anything?

Fucking lol...

I was about to laugh, too, but I have been informed that it's synonymous with 'taint'. Apparently I was wrong all these years. That or it's a regional thing...

[Therac-25]

a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode

[^misantropia^]

Notice how Germany is yellow and the Netherlands green? That's me.

"The research by the 'Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung' measured penises in their erect state belonging to 10,477 brave volunteers from all 25 countries in the EU.

1. France, length:15.48cm, girth: 13.63cm
2. Sweden, length: 15.36cm, girth: 12.78cm
3. Estonia, length: 15.17cm, girth: 12.54cm

British rivals across the English Channel will be spluttering into their tea to discover that their pride and joy comes in 23rd place at 13.32cm (5.2 inches) long and 11.32cm (4.5 inches) around - only ahead of Ireland and Greece!"

Are you hitting on me, you rascal?

[seremtan]

I was about to laugh, too, but I have been informed that it's synonymous with 'taint'. Apparently I was wrong all these years. That or it's a regional thing...

fyi the chinese call it 'yoni'

apparently, if you press down on it when you're about to shoot your load, it diverts the load into your bladder (or kidneys, not sure)

there you go mazda - a great way for you to save on kleenex costs

[seremtan]

"The research by the 'Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung' measured penises in their erect state belonging to 10,477 brave volunteers from all 25 countries in the EU.

1. France, length:15.48cm, girth: 13.63cm
2. Sweden, length: 15.36cm, girth: 12.78cm
3. Estonia, length: 15.17cm, girth: 12.54cm

British rivals across the English Channel will be spluttering into their tea to discover that their pride and joy comes in 23rd place at 13.32cm (5.2 inches) long and 11.32cm (4.5 inches) around - only ahead of Ireland and Greece!"

lol, british people

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

chode

CHODA

[EtUL]

thread is useless without pics

i'll volunteer

[Eraser]

I was about to laugh, too, but I have been informed that it's synonymous with 'taint'. Apparently I was wrong all these years. That or it's a regional thing...

fyi the chinese call it 'yoni'

apparently, if you press down on it when you're about to shoot your load, it diverts the load into your bladder (or kidneys, not sure)

riiiiight

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

thread is useless without pics

i'll volunteer

[Plan B]

Hehe, what's the opposite of lvlshot?

[MKJ]

Hehe, what's the opposite of lvlshot?

tiny-pic

[Ryoki]

tiny prick..?

[Duhard]

this world map is obviously misleading cause everytime I leave country to go on vacation, overall size goes down 2cms...this map was created when I was still in canada...don't get your hopes up ladies

[Duhard]

lol @ xer0s asking women for cock advice

[plained]

another drag is when youre sitting on the toilet and you put your elbows on your knees to read a guitar mag ...

and your dick dredges the bowl

[seremtan]

it's great when you're in one time zone and your dick is in another. you can fuck chicks from the future

[xer0s]

lol wtf

[Duhard]

VileLiquid's world is about to be changed forever...stay tuned for more info

[MKJ]

it's great when you're in one time zone and your dick is in another. you can fuck chicks from the future