GOD BLESS HIS SOUL, THAT MADDOX!!

Post by **Mogul** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:09 am

Maddox.

Post by **corncobman** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:40 am

My friend's been doing that for years.

Post by **4days** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:11 am

riddla wrote:I have a new mission! Blows my mind how Congress can pass 'can spam' and I have fucking 3 trees worth of paper in my mailbox daily.

Fuck em!

do it, good for workplaces too.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:29 am

my housemate already does that

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:56 pm

I like getting those credit card applications. I call up my current card tell them the offer and they usually meet it or beat it. Otherwise I cancel....

Thats how I wound up with a 2.9% rate for life on my one card.

But on the otherhand I do agree Junkmail is annoying, but my recycle bin is right by the door so it's not too much of a hastle.

Post by **rgoer** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:19 pm

oh hey you too can pretend to be an internet celebrity by writing up old george carlin jokes in essay form

maddox is an unfunny hack

Post by **MrSparkle** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:20 pm

rgoer wrote:oh hey you too can pretend to be an internet celebrity by writing up old george carlin jokes in essay form

maddox is an unfunny hack

Here's one for you, asshole: http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1

Date: Wed, 7 Jul 2004 03:21:52 EDT
From: "Ty Shane" ##########@aol.com
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: congrats asshole

i read the phrases that piss you off and it sounds alot like a george
carlin routine that i heard about a week ago. i'm a fan of you'r site
but get your on material next time.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hey, thanks for the advice Ty. You see, after writing 300 or so pages of original material, every now and then I like to steal a few bits from someone famous like George Carlin just to see if I can sneak it in under the radar despite the fact that it would be impossible to get away with since millions of people have seen his performance.

What I didn't count on was that an astute reader such as yourself would read my article and find a vague likeness to Carlin's stand-up routine.

With skills like that, why are you writing barely intelligible letters to strangers when you could be doing detective work instead? You could go around to popular websites and find obvious similarities between satirical writers and famous entertainers.

I can see it now: "Detective Dipshit: Private Dick for hire." Keep up the great work, dumbass.

Post by **rgoer** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:24 pm

lol 300 or so pages of original material

more like 20 or so pages of tired, insipid and uninspired bullshit am i rite omg ror lolf

Post by **MrSparkle** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:25 pm

rgoer wrote:lol 300 or so pages of original material

more like 20 or so pages of tired, insipid and uninspired bullshit am i rite omg ror lolf

:lol: Mail him that, I want to see what he says.

Post by **rgoer** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:29 pm

he'll say the same thing he says about everything:

"broken record. btw something I heard or read somewhere else. broken record with cussing added. oh and broken record. are you man enough for broken record?"

Post by **andyman** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:34 pm

The new one he posted about the comic book covers is funny.....'the rifleman' omfg

Post by **bitWISE** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:07 pm

I've started doing stuff like that too. I got tired of getting the same offer from CapitalOne for the last two months so I took out a sharpie, wrote I DONT FUCKING WANT THE CARD! on the application, and mailed it back to them.

GOD BLESS HIS SOUL, THAT MADDOX!!

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