post your mail

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:35 pm

would you like a pension

**rips up**

would you like to renew your loan

**rips up**

portobello pizza

**puts in draw**

and yous guys

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:36 pm

i get tons of spam per day, and mail for the previous owners of the house
makes great kittylitter

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:41 pm

i had a cable bill for my grandad the other week, 50 quid

saying if he didnt pay they'll send the heavy boys round to take my shit

*phoned em up saying he doesnt live here anymore and they asked where his place of residence is now

so i told em, for the last 5 yrs he's been in belle vue cemetary... fucking wankers

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:43 pm

I live in a strange neighbourhood:

I get "psychic Nigerian will radiate your cat with invisible karma beams and thusly ensure High Prosperity Factor in job for only 75 euro's a session" leaflets as well as all the normal crap (pension crap, takeout leaflets and shop advertisements).

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:44 pm

lol i get those too

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:45 pm

Or "cleaning lady from Ghana really cheap - looking for work. Will also cook dinner."

Post by **PhoeniX** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:45 pm

I hardly get any spam mails; though I do get about 4 catalogues from dabs every month...

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:45 pm

MKJ wrote:lol i get those too

Entertaining shit, i usually read them before throwing them away

Post by **R00k** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:48 pm

Cellphone bill
New cellphone account info
New user information for my internet banking (bank was bought out)
Letter from my mom for some reason (haven't opened yet)

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:49 pm

I'll check when I get home.

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:55 pm

i had a cheque for £37'559.00 inc VAT in the post today.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:57 pm

giro ?

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:01 pm

Mine's empty.

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:38 pm

Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer

Assholes

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:15 pm

losCHUNK wrote:giro ?

Payment for a contract

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:16 pm

nothing

Post by **SOAPboy** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:41 pm

Doombrain wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:giro ?
Payment for a contract

Gay porn right?