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Peenyuh
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Minor question

Post by Peenyuh »

What do this mean? :dork:

PHP Warning: fopen(./ip.txt): failed to open stream: Permission denied in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 50 PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 51 PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 63 PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 64 PHP Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 65 PHP Warning: fopen(./total_visits.txt): failed to open stream: Permission denied in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 90 PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 91 PHP Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 92 PHP Warning: rewind(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 94 PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 95 PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 96 PHP Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 97 PHP Warning: fopen(./daily.txt): failed to open stream: Permission denied in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 105 PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 106 PHP Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 107 PHP Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 108 PHP Warning: rewind(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 114 PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 115 PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 116 PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 117 PHP Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 118
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+JuggerNaut+
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Re: Minor question

Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

i'd say the stream resource isn't valid.
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Peenyuh
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Re: Minor question

Post by Peenyuh »

:olo: Oh yeah... that makes sense. :olo:
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Re: Minor question

Post by Captain »

http://www.martianbuddy.com/

*suppressing urge to say fuck off in T&T*
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Re: Minor question

Post by obsidian »

It means DooM demons have infested the server and are subjugating it to the whims of Satan himself so that he can download and eat your soul.
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Re: Minor question

Post by RLucky82 »

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!!
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DTS
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Re: Minor question

Post by DTS »

It means you crossed the streams.

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Peenyuh
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Re: Minor question

Post by Peenyuh »

Yes MasDuh, that's where I got it. :dork: I just wanted to know what it was all about. What's 'spose to be there.

Also, this thread has actual humor in it. :up: :olo:
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axbaby
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Re: Minor question

Post by axbaby »

this is the page source for http://www.martianbuddy.com/
<html>
<title>Martian Buddy!</title>
<body bgcolor="#FF9900" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" topmargin="0" leftmargin="0">
<table width=100% height=100% border=0 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0>
<tr>
<td align=center valign=middle>

<table width=640 height=480 border=0 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0>
<tr><td><img src="mb.gif" width=640 height=480></td></tr>
</table>

</td>
</tr>
</table>

<center>

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">
Sat, 1 May 2010<br>
Total unique visits: <br>
<b>Unique visitors today: <font color="#CC0066">
1</font></b>
</font>
</td>

</center>
</body>
</html>PHP Warning: fopen(./ip.txt): failed to open stream: Permission denied in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 50
PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 51
PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 63
PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 64
PHP Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 65
PHP Warning: fopen(./total_visits.txt): failed to open stream: Permission denied in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 90
PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 91
PHP Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 92
PHP Warning: rewind(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 94
PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 95
PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 96
PHP Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 97
PHP Warning: fopen(./daily.txt): failed to open stream: Permission denied in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 105
PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 106
PHP Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 107
PHP Warning: fgets(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 108
PHP Warning: rewind(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 114
PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 115
PHP Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 116
PHP Warning: flock(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 117
PHP Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in E:\web\martianbuddy\counter.class.php on line 118
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DTS
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Re: Minor question

Post by DTS »

Going by axbaby's post, the HTML page appears to be generated by a PHP script and the error is in the PHP script rather than the HTML page that it generates.
Hence, the error is written at the end of the HTML page.

It looks like it's trying to use a page views counter or two and they are not working for some reason, or not accessable.
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MKJ
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Re: Minor question

Post by MKJ »

fucking genius analysis there dts
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Re: Minor question

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MKJ wrote:fucking genius analysis there dts
It may be news to a nerdshit like you, but not everyone is familiar with reading through HTML code.
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Re: Minor question

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i thought the problem was in the php code :confused:
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Tormentius
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Re: Minor question

Post by Tormentius »

MKJ wrote:i thought the problem was in the php code :confused:
It was.
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Re: Minor question

Post by Silicone_Milk »

DTS wrote:
MKJ wrote:fucking genius analysis there dts
It may be news to a nerdshit like you, but not everyone is familiar with reading through HTML code.
Anybody familiar with the English language would understand that it's an error in the PHP...
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Re: Minor question

Post by MKJ »

@Torm I know, I'm being pedantic.

@Silicone_Milk exactly my point. he didnt give a solution, he simply reworded the question.

"hey why is this door open?"
"well because its not closed"
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Re: Minor question

Post by ^misantropia^ »

Our protagonist is drifting in a balloon and lost in fog. He sees a tall building looming up. On top of it is a neatly dressed man.

"Hey," our protagonist yells, "could you tell me where I am?"

The neatly dressed man answers: "You are in a balloon. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

Our protagonist thanks the man because he now knows where he is. The impeccable and polite answer that nevertheless reveals nothing tells our protagonist that he is at Microsoft Customer Services and therefore in Redmond, WA.
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Re: Minor question

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:olo:
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Re: Minor question

Post by Peenyuh »

:olo: Oddly... I am starting to understand.
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