BWAHAHAHAAA!!!! (Vajazzling threat!)

[Nightshade]

http://christwire.org/2010/03/vajazzlin ... llege-son/

Holy shit! I am pissing my pants laughing over here!

[xer0s]

lmao

[obsidian]

I'm not familiar with Christwire so I had to double check to see if it was a satirical website or if it's actually run by crazy Christians. Awfully hard to tell these days what with Christian Fundies being crazy and all.

[Nightshade]

There is some truly atrocious shit on that site.

[seremtan]

I'm not familiar with Christwire so I had to double check to see if it was a satirical website or if it's actually run by crazy Christians. Awfully hard to tell these days what with Christian Fundies being crazy and all.

ditto, especially given this is the week some iranian headcase said earthquakes were caused by boobs

[xer0s]

That was last week.

[mik0rs]

Haha, I was a bit worried for a split-second. Nice cupcakes.

[Nightshade]

Apparently the entire internet is still trying to figure out if the site is satirical or not. The person I got the link from got it from Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (tm) at Landover Baptist. I'm hoping this means that the site is a parody, no one that stupid should be allowed to live.

[Captain]

I'm pretty sure it's real, not sure though.

[LawL]

I'm sure it's real, not sure though.

Fixed.

We need to keep the meme correct so as to not water down the stupidity.

[Captain]

Thanks, it's a good thing you were here to catch that.

Oh wait, you're always here

[YourGrandma]

DWAYNE WANTS ME VAJAZZLED, IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF WHEN HE PUTS THOSE LITTLE DRINK UMBRELLAS IN HIS PEEPEE HOLE AND GOES PEW! PEW!

[LawL]

Thanks, it's a good thing you were here to catch that.

Oh wait, you're always here

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[raw]

HAHA!
http://christwire.org/2009/07/thank-you ... nventions/

[U4EA]

While moral scientists like Thomas Edison was busy creating the fluorescent light bulb, FM radio, alternating current and advanced telephones, Tesla was up late in his madhouse creating Soviet Death Rays and explosions that could destroy all life and technology at the speed of light.

While moral scientists like Thomas Edison was busy creating the fluorescent light bulb, FM radio, alternating current and advanced telephones

Thomas Edison was busy creating the fluorescent light bulb, FM radio, alternating current and advanced telephones

Thomas Edison was busy creating the fluorescent light bulb, FM radio, alternating current

Thomas Edison [...] alternating current

WAT

[Nightshade]

There's some truth to that. Edison and Tesla were competitors in the implementation of AC motors and power transmission methods, although Tesla is known now to have done the bulk of the invention well ahead of Edison.