Hate food poisoning

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:34 pm

Fuck... I love drinking milk. I drink it like it's going out of style but last saturday I went down to the corner store and bought this 2L of milk and I had two huge glasses. My buddy and his girlfriend come over and she has some along with her son. All three of us got sick, puking and shitting water. I'll tell ya I always wondered what it feels like to be a chick and it's not good. My ass was sore from shitting so much liquid. It was fucking gross too if you aren't already grossed out enough.

Anyway I was sick all day fucking saturday and sunday most of the day I felt fine since last night all day today and I go to lunch just a couple minutes ago and I puked my fucking face off... again! :icon33:

I just want my body to work normal again.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:36 pm

Have another cup.

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:39 pm

What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:43 pm

I'm tellin ya it hurts.

Post by **Canidae** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:22 am

Krac and his pals sitting around and drinking milk all weekend.
Oh the exciting life you lead...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:27 am

I know I'm a rebel.

Post by **Grudge** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:06 am

You're a veritable Alex de Large.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:16 am

dzjepp wrote:What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!

no see, "his buddy" came over

ever notice how everyone kracus knows is referred to as "my buddy"?

dork

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:09 am

Kracus wrote:I'll tell ya I always wondered what it feels like to be a chick and it's not good.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Post by **U4EA** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:18 am

Swot I thought .. maybe Kracus thinks the female urethra is present in the anus and that the nethermeats are only for playtime?

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:23 am

You do know that drinking "too much" milk can give you cancer right?

Then again its the same with everything. You need such and such to be healthy, but no, wait, not to much or you will DIIIIEEEEEEEE!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:34 pm

MKJ wrote:
dzjepp wrote:What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!
no see, "his buddy" came over

ever notice how everyone kracus knows is referred to as "my buddy"?

dork

I don't like to use real names...

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:05 pm

I love food poisoning. I think I'm going to try for salmonella this weekend.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:48 am

Kracus wrote:
MKJ wrote:
dzjepp wrote:What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!
no see, "his buddy" came over

ever notice how everyone kracus knows is referred to as "my buddy"?

dork
I don't like to use real names...

you dont have to
but not everyone you know is "your buddy"
im sure noone you know is your "buddy"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:14 pm

Yeah I can see where that'd sound bad but a lot of friends around here all call each other buddy's.

It's likely a local thing.

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