shit jokes thread

[seremtan]

let's hear them

Far, far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one was called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
Finally, one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large, mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."
Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.
All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day, he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). --

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark," came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.
As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.........."
(You're going to love this...............................) --



"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian!"

[DRuM]

i think you should've seen if people on other game-related boards laugh before posting

[MKJ]

[Big Kahuna Burger]

europe

[seremtan]

i think you should've seen if people on other game-related boards laugh before posting

^ strong fail

they're shit jokes, no one's supposed to laugh

[DRuM]

Not sure why you put the word 'jokes' in the thread title when the other two words would have sufficed.

[seremtan]

and here's you, posting in it in your new next suit. top man closed down in your neighbourhood, clart?

[LawL]

He does have a point though Steven. If one were to do a search on all threads created by yourself it becomes quite obvious that 95% of them are epic failures with next to no replies.

[seremtan]

on the other hand Bruce, if one were to do a search on threads created by yourself it becomes quite obvious that 100% of them are all about you crying about mods/admins and then getting owned

for example:

[lars63]

He did put it in The Void a spam forum, not very funny but I did read it and it put a smile on my face, can't be all bad

[LawL]

Well Steven Chapman (your real name, not a fantasy name like Bruce) one thing you'll notice in your fantastic screenshot of me destroying the void mods, is that my threads get multiple replies due to the masses worshipping my existence.

On the other hand if one is to run a search on your name: pedothreads it's quite obvious that 95% of threads created by yourself get next to no replies because you're such a boring cunt with nothing to offer.

[seremtan]

lol, you gonna be ok?

[LawL]

Looks like I win.

[phantasmagoria]

Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht;
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser -
so die Tränen sieht man nicht.

In der Tiefe ist es einsam
und so manche Zähre fliesst
und so kommt es, dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist.

[lars63]

Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht;
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser -
so die Tränen sieht man nicht.

In der Tiefe ist es einsam
und so manche Zähre fliesst
und so kommt es, dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist.

Translation please

[Bacon]

rammstein'd

[Scourge]

Well this thread turned to shit.

[LawL]

Calm the fuck down Randy.

[phantasmagoria]

Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht;
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser -
so die Tränen sieht man nicht.

In der Tiefe ist es einsam
und so manche Zähre fliesst
und so kommt es, dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist.

Translation please

And the shark, that has tears
And they run from the face
But the shark lives in water
So no one can see the tears

In the deep it is lonely
And so many a tear is shed
And it so happens that the water
In the oceans is salty

[seremtan]

i made LawL VARY ANGREY

[U4EA]

And the shark, that has tears
And they run from the face
But the shark lives in water
So no one can see the tears

In the deep it is lonely
And so many a tear is shed
And it so happens that the water
In the oceans is salty

[lars63]

Thank you for translation

[shaft]

Well Steven Chapman (your real name, not a fantasy name like Bruce)

stalk much?

[Peenyuh]

And the shark, that has tears
And they run from the face
But the shark lives in water
So no one can see the tears

In the deep it is lonely
And so many a tear is shed
And it so happens that the water
In the oceans is salty

[LawL]

i made LawL VARY ANGREY

Calm down Steven.

Well Steven Chapman (your real name, not a fantasy name like Bruce)

stalk much?

You gonna be ok?