Chuck Norris

[Nightshade]

Dead.

No, not really. But, he's almost dead, he's 70 today. That's right, he's fucking SEVENTY YEARS OLD and could kick your ass. Most likely he'd just annoy you with all his right-wing christian fundie bullshit, though.

[Captain]

Got my hopes up

[seremtan]

wow, that's almost as old as me, and almost half as old as booger or DruM

when he goes up on his stairmaster, the world actually moves down on an angle

[Nightshade]

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

[R00k]

Chuck Norris isn't really a christian. He's just tricking god so he can go to heaven and kick Jesus' ass, because he believes Jesus took the easy way out.

[Big Kahuna Burger]

R00k

[lars63]

Happy Birthday Chuckie, now go kick some a**

*Pesky edit=Pesky Lars=Pesky spelling*

[Dr_Watson]

Chuck Norris killed death in the 80's.

[SoM]

his web site is so fucking 1980s

[Dr_Watson]

you have to dial in?

[xer0s]

He don't look 70...

[Scarface]

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

[scared?]

creationist moron...

[YourGrandpa]

Wow... 70?

FFS.

[andyman]

Chuck Norris got a fever once... we wound up calling it global warming

[Nightshade]

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

[andyman]

The bugs in MW2 weren't glitches, it's classified as the "Chuck Norris mod"






fuck chuck norris. Jack Bauer beats his ass 8 days a week.

[Nightshade]

If Chuck Norris were Jack Bauer, the show would be called "15 Minutes".

[Silicone_Milk]

If Chuck Norris were Jack Bauer, the show would be called "15 Minutes".

[Nightshade]

[Fender]

creationist moron...

[Scarface]

Chuck Norris never wet the bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

[YourGrandpa]

He has quite a bit of trouble talking over those fake teeth.

[MKJ]

If Chuck Norris were Jack Bauer, the show would be called "15 Minutes".

[seremtan]

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jesus christ even i know more about the founding fathers than this old goatfucker and i'm not even amurrrican