What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:31 pm

For the most part I can't stand lying next to that whore I sleep with for more than a few hours, but without me my community would suffer greatly. Many problems would arise and the town as I know it would cease to exist.

That’s my reason, what’s yours?
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Post by **phantasmagoria** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:33 pm

university. At the weekends i only get out of bed for food because in the space of a five days i probably get about fifteen hours sleep tops, i use the weekend to catch up

Post by **Dark Metal** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:39 pm

The urge to urinate.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:48 pm

I can't sleep anymore.

Post by **shiv4** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:13 am

3 alarm clocks with different time setup

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:14 am

My alarm.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:16 am

No wait the scent of napalm.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:17 am

DR OCTOPUS IS PROBABLY TRYING TO KIDNAP MARY JANE SO I LIKE TO WAKE UP EARLY AND GET THE JUMP ON HIM

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:19 am

Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:19 am

shiv4 wrote:3 alarm clocks with different time setup

That's what I do with my cell phone...set 5 minutes apart, you sir are almost as cool as me.

Post by **shiv4** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:21 am

2 of them are satellite controlled

Post by **ForM** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:21 am

One word.....

Money.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:22 am

ForM wrote:One word.....

Money.

MONEY LITERALLY NUDGES YOU LIGHTLY UNTIL YOU STIR AND THEN GENTLY PURSUADES YOU TO GET OUT OF BED AND START THE DAY?

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:22 am

shiv4 wrote:2 of them are satellite controlled

ownage

Post by **ForM** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:24 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:
ForM wrote:One word.....

Money.
MONEY LITERALLY NUDGES YOU LIGHTLY UNTIL YOU STIR AND THEN GENTLY PURSUADES YOU TO GET OUT OF BED AND START THE DAY?

Yes, for with out it, I wouldnt be able to buy my daily dose of crack.

Post by **shiv4** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:29 am

bork[e] wrote:
ownage

the 3rd one is tuned to a crappy radion station - volume on 11

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:42 am

shiv4 wrote:
bork[e] wrote:
ownage
the 3rd one is tuned to a crappy radion station - volume on 11

:lol: I've got mine set to the sound of a modem dialing up. I can't be arsed to listen to that for more than 1/2 second. O_O

Post by **Canis** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:43 am

When i'm lieing down in the morning my left hand begins to molest myself.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:55 am

Kracus wrote:Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...

you in a coma for 24 yrs ?

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:57 am

losCHUNK wrote:
Kracus wrote:Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...
you in a coma for 24 yrs ?

:icon19: :icon19: :lol:

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:58 am

I don't wake up, I fall asleep around 2pm and force myself out of bed around 8:30 pm, even though I don't want to.

Post by **Canidae** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:24 am

The big wet spot gets me out of bed every morning

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:27 am

losCHUNK wrote:
Kracus wrote:Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...
you in a coma for 24 yrs ?

heh... that's pretty funny...

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:43 am

porn.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:55 am

bork[e] wrote:For the most part I can't stand lying next to that whore I sleep with for more than a few hours, but without me my community would suffer greatly. Many problems would arise and the town as I know it would cease to exist.

That’s my reason, what’s yours?
.

where in africa do u live?

What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

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