Do you fold or crumple (makes a messy ball)..

Post by **reefsurfer** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:27 pm

.. the paper you wipe your ass with?

I fold, wouldent want anything on my hands.. no sir.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:28 pm

fold > *

Post by **Xed** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:28 pm

lol
fold

Post by **R00k** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:30 pm

that's funny, i was just thinking about posting this yesterday. :lol:

i've always been a fold man, making a square big enough to cover all my fingers so not to take any chances.

what i've found though is that with cheap, thin toilet paper this just doesn't work well enough. it tends to just smear shit all over the place instead of picking things up. so yesterday here in the office i decided to start crumpling, and it works tons better with the crappy paper they have here in the office (no pun intended).

definitely still fold at home with the good stuff though. :icon14:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:32 pm

aye

i use 4 pieces folded so it turns into 2 long

the cheap shit stays away from my ass, nothing winds me up more than when i wipe and find that half the backing is still between my cheeks

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:33 pm

and the worse stuff was that stuff in primary schools

WTF was that, tracing paper ?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:33 pm

edit: double post and cant delete :icon33:

Post by **LeonardoP** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:34 pm

haha so true
i do the same, crappy gets crumpled and good gets folded :icon14:

Post by **LeonardoP** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:35 pm

you took shits in primary school?
damn didn't dare that at mine... there was a constant pee-level of about 2 cm and, i only went there too pee and only if i REALLY had to

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:36 pm

LeonardoP wrote:you took shits in primary school?
damn didn't dare that at mine... there was a constant pee-level of about 2 cm and, i only went there too pee and only if i REALLY had to

nah, i went to then i saw the tracing paper, i spent the rest of the day tensing my anus

Post by **LeonardoP** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:36 pm

anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?

Post by **Xed** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:38 pm

Post by **LeonardoP** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:38 pm

Xed wrote:no

there must have been a few.

Post by **Xed** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:40 pm

LeonardoP wrote:
Xed wrote:no
there must have been a few.

oh I do it all the time, just not out of necessity.

Post by **reefsurfer** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:40 pm

R00k wrote:
it tends to just smear shit all over the place instead of picking things up.

:lol: dont forget to was your hands properly rook! :icon6: especially when your at work

Post by **LeonardoP** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:41 pm

Xed wrote:
LeonardoP wrote:
Xed wrote:no
there must have been a few.
oh I do it all the time, just not out of necessity.

you don't feel the need to shit but you do? maybe you need to see a doctor :icon27:

Post by **Xed** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:44 pm

LeonardoP wrote:anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?

...

Xed wrote:oh I do it all the time, just not out of necessity.

Post by **LeonardoP** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:44 pm

wassup

Post by **Xed** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:45 pm

Post by **R00k** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:48 pm

reefsurfer wrote:
R00k wrote:
it tends to just smear shit all over the place instead of picking things up.
:lol: dont forget to was your hands properly rook! :icon6: especially when your at work

I always wash my hands after a shit.

After a piss I usually do too, except when I know for a fact that the bathroom sink knobs are dirtier than my own cock.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:48 pm

Just don't use Texas TP. It's rough and tough and won't take shit off nobody.

ba-dum-dum-splash

Post by **sirstrongbad** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:50 pm

LeonardoP wrote:anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?

i've done it once but didn't have the luxury of toilet paper anywhere nearby. fallen leaves do not feel good to wipe with.

Post by **Xed** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:51 pm

sirstrongbad wrote:
LeonardoP wrote:anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?
i've done it once but didn't have the luxury of toilet paper anywhere nearby. fallen leaves do not feel good to wipe with.

use your hands

Post by **reefsurfer** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:54 pm

R00k wrote:
I always wash my hands after a shit.

After a piss I usually do too, except when I know for a fact that the bathroom sink knobs are dirtier than my own cock.

You know whats strange... why do people wash their hands AFTER they pissed? Does all people pee on their hands? Wouldent it be more realistic to wash your hands BEFORE you piss because of all the germs you got on your hands..

I usually wash my hands before i piss(especially if im at the club/pub) and never afterwards... makes more sense to me.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:55 pm

never wash after a piss

the way i see it, everyone gone to have a slash before me have washed there hands after a piss

so theres like 200 accumalted cocks on that 1 tap