I'm dating a 26yo virgin

[plained]

we are here 4 u bro!

[seremtan]

not sure if she was a virgin or not...nothing I could deduce from it anyway, but she is no more either way

what, no broken hymen blood? she lied

[Fender]

doesn't just happen from the 1st fuck

horseback riding or gymnastics

[MKJ]

ffffuuuuu----

[xer0s]

doesn't just happen from the 1st fuck

horseback riding or gymnastics

Or pleasuring herself...

[Peenyuh]

Or mexirish schlong.

just sayin...

[Mogul]

she is no more either way

why did you kill her

[seremtan]

or she didn't make it all the way to 26 without a visit to ann summers

a 26yo virgin female who frequents ann summers? sounds somewhat implausible old chap

[andyman]

she is no more either way

why did you kill her

winner

[l0g1c]

Get ready to change your phone number.

[MKJ]

Or mexirish schlong.

just sayin...

im pretty sure beastiality is illegal

[bitWISE]

Get ready to change your phone number.

google.com/voice

[xer0s]

So how's the fresh meat? You still tearin that shit up?

[Scourge]

I bet he only irritated it a little.

[andyman]

So how's the fresh meat? You still tearin that shit up?

wouldn't you like to know...

[seremtan]

is tsak is a real man he's taking all her other virginities as well: anal, dogging, mile high club, etc. if he's really lucky there'll be some shibari and nipple clamps in there somewhere too