EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:26 am

THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN

Post by **Oblivi0.on** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:29 am

he doesnt lie

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:37 am

I've tried it to see if the needle goes down but my huge penis is in the way.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:53 am

I PUT THE SCALES SIDEWAYS

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:19 am

i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.

EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!

Post by **The HavoX** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:21 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN

what needle?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:27 am

The HavoX wrote:
LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
what needle?

your penis.

Post by **The HavoX** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:28 am

*decides to get drunk from Gatorade again* :icon3:

Post by **feedback** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:03 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
The HavoX wrote:
LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
what needle?
your penis.

HOOOO

Post by **Bdw3** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:13 am

The HavoX wrote:
LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
what needle?

scales have needles.... :icon27:

see the red thing?
http://www.medisave.co.uk/images/se7613.jpg

But on *that*scale it would probably go side ways or up. :icon14:

...unless you're a small dude.

!

(kg)

Post by **The HavoX** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:56 am

ok, never mind

Post by **ForM** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:10 am

*Looks at scale and sees 600lbs.*

Move your fat ass HavoX
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Post by **FlamingTP** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:39 am

:lol:

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:13 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.

EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!

try weighing your nuts before and after.
collect enough "data" for a quality sample set and give us the mean and standard deviation... + a scatter plot with fitted line would be nice.

oh, and the first 21 grams you lose while masturbating is your soul,
every gram after that adds to the weight that will be hung from your nuts for eternity in hell.
you dirty little monster.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:20 am

GONNAFISTYA wrote:I've tried it to see if the needle goes down but my huge penis is in the way.

your huge gut you mean, you fucking walrus :lol:

Post by **Duhard** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:21 am

one of the best threads of all time kids....

Post by **Foo** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:38 am

Dr_Watson wrote:oh, and the first 21 grams you lose while masturbating is your soul,

Chortle!

Post by **Geebs** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:37 am

I take it you'll be shouting your own name....

Post by **raw** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:12 pm

LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN

I like to weigh myself before and after I take a shit.

LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:00 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.

EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!

Thats a pretty fucking precise bathrooms scale! How much did it set you back, a couple hundred dollars?

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:08 pm

WTF is a dry orgasm.

Post by **PhoeniX** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:09 pm

Think about it

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:10 pm

Never had one.

Post by **PhoeniX** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:16 pm

dry orgasm

Definition: Sexual climax without ejaculation or the release of semen. Men without a prostate gland cannot have an ejaculation but they can have an orgasm (climax).

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:33 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.

EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!

That's because someone picked your pocket while you were cumfacing.

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