Self-portrait thread

[Doombrain]

On the other hand...

good god, he looks simple.

[seremtan]

wonder where he gets that from

[Captain]

How bout you post another convincing picture of you and that slope you call a girlfriend. I don't know what's worse, being a virgin or having that slag in your bed.

Better yet, forget the pic. I just had breakfast, and I don't think I could hold it down if I had to see her ugly mug and your piss colored skin...

lol, what an angry nerd. Too scared to post his picture knowing his fat gob will get absolutely smashed

[xer0s]

As I've said before, I posted a pic a few years back. I said it would be the one and only time I'd post one, and it will be. If you're really that hard up for some wacking material, then try and dig it up. Other than that, you're shit out of luck.

6'1" & 150lbs is hardly a fat gob. I might even be...how do you say, skinny?

[scared?]

anorexic moron more like...

[Captain]

Too ugly for Q3W

[seremtan]

like your cousin

um, i mean, "girlfriend"

[Captain]

Poor sementard and his inter-grudge

[seremtan]

not my fault your cousin is a trog, aladdin

[scared?]

i just owned this thread...

[Peenyuh]

What, no water wings?

[Tsakali]

lol redneck

[vileliquid1026]

In honor of Mr. Sparkle

Man you really have a whole collection of stylish pants.... cunt.

not my fault your cousin is a trog, aladdin

[Captain]

not my fault your cousin is a trog, aladdin

Good thing she was an ex. Want her number so you can get your 400-yr old penis wet at last?

[seremtan]

an ex?

what happened? did the cops not clear out after all?

[4days]

so mazda really was dating his cousin? eugh

[Captain]

4days, you retard

[4days]

no denial that you fingered a fugly family member? lol, you dirty little bugger

here's a checklist for your next conquest:

[ ] Doesn't have a bushier moustache than you.
[ ] Not a relative.

[Captain]

Jesus, I'm not even going to bother arguing how immensely retarded you are for falling for seniletan's fantasy flames.

[seremtan]

[Captain]

faggot

[seremtan]

*waits for banhammer to fall*

check out his jewtube page too. "about me":

at the stroke of a professional, so I've moved to tears, I'll really like it too.

"hobbies":

Prison break, and physical and mental health

keep working on that, sparky

[phantasmagoria]

I mostly spend trips on the train attempting to emulate the Doom Imps.

[CaseDogg]

judging by your nappy ass hair you're still a virgin.

[seremtan]

that's more morlock than imp