PMS Menopause

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:33 pm

Hello.

This will be my second girlfriend.
Cold, Hot, a nightmare...
Most of you are young but wait t'ill your girl friend get it.
I would have warned you at least.
Bad temper...

Pete

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:34 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:45 pm

Picture me banging my head on a wall... right now...

Post by **bork[e]** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:58 pm

I'll stick to picturing you banging on my cock for now ok.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:00 am

why are you stalking kracus, borke?

Post by **Fender** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:17 am

So which is it? PMS or menopause?

Post by **Oblivi0.on** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:18 am

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:27 am

Fender wrote:So which is it? PMS or menopause?

PMS just last like one week or so, menopause Start around 45 and can last two years. Ask your mother or your grand mother about it.

BTW Thanks Oblivi0.on for the precision.

Pete

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:57 am

Memphis wrote:'so Auntie, what's vaginal discharge all about then? Oh and more peas please.'

lol

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:03 am

I've heard that women become more reasonable after (not during) menopause.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:21 am

Once you hit menopause, you don't have to worry about PMS anymore. At least that's my understanding.

Post by **shadd_.** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:23 am

R00k wrote:Once you hit menopause, you don't have to worry about PMS anymore. At least that's my understanding.

THANK GOD I WAS GETTING WORRIED THERE!

Post by **ForM** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:30 am

The good and the bad about menopause:

The good: Yes its true thay no longer go through the menstral cycle and yes that means no PMS syndrome. After all a woman that is PMS'ing can be a brute force of its own nature. So some men welcome the advancement for a woman.

The Bad: While PMS no longer occures some women become more active sexually. Some of ya may think hay cool thats just what I want. But you have to remember these women who are now in menopause stage are advanceing in years. Yes many are already bulking up and starting to look like the "Grandma" that thay actually might already be. Im sure that paints a pretty blatent picture.
So now you dont have a woman that bitches about droping a napkin, but rather a sex beast that looks like hell.

So which is better?

A woman in her younger years bitching while shes PMS'ing?

Or the over the hill super sexual beast that jiggels when she taps a foot.

You decide.

Post by **chiQ** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:07 am

Menopause is like a big long PMS, after which the female body starts to crumble. NOT a box of fluffies mate.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:47 pm

What is this thread about?
PMS or menopause?

Pete better starts making some sense.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:49 pm

chiQ wrote:Menopause is like a big long PMS, after which the female body starts to crumble. NOT a box of fluffies mate.

Thank god I'm a man.

Post by **ajerara** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:25 am

Well, maybe the gnarly old women look good to gnarly old men. I doubut if the post menopausal women are going to be expecting any action from people the general age of people on this board.

Post by **Cool Blue** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:04 am

pete wrote:Hello.

This will be my second girlfriend.
Cold, Hot, a nightmare...
Most of you are young but wait t'ill your girl friend get it.
I would have warned you at least.
Bad temper...

Pete

Tell her to fuck off.

Women get away with being such cunts with lame excuses like that. It's NO excuse to treat you like shit. Just like a bad day at work. NO excuse. Tell her to grow the fuck up.

Post by **chiQ** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:33 am

ajerara wrote:Well, maybe the gnarly old women look good to gnarly old men. I doubut if the post menopausal women are going to be expecting any action from people the general age of people on this board.

Never mind how they look. It's how they feel during, and what they suffer after menopause that matters. Apparently it's miserable as the body adjusts, and decalcification, loss of skin and joint elasticity, etc. afterwards mean women suddenly become a fair bit more fragile. Sounds like a bloody nightmare to me. I can see why so many women brave the risks of HRT when they hit that phase of life.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:39 am

That's quite a burden, I echo Splish's sentiments.

Post by **axbaby** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:05 pm

christ .. don't get me started on this subject!!!!!!!

Post by **axbaby** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:07 pm

quoting Cool Blue

Tell her to fuck off.

Women get away with being such cunts with lame excuses like that. It's NO excuse to treat you like shit. Just like a bad day at work. NO excuse. Tell her to grow the fuck up.

it makes em angrier and you don't get any gobble gobble for 4 generations.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:59 pm

Please

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:19 pm

Cool Blue wrote: Tell her to fuck off.

Women get away with being such cunts with lame excuses like that. It's NO excuse to treat you like shit. Just like a bad day at work. NO excuse. Tell her to grow the fuck up.

Haha, that's some shit advice right there.

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