lazy room mates....

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Oblivi0.on
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lazy room mates....

Post by Oblivi0.on »

alright, me and a guy and his girlfriend moved in together about a year and 4 months ago...(last january)...i have NEVER seen her do dishes. ever. honestly.

for the first 4 months we lived here, me and him worked. she did nothing. we got home from work and had to clean while she just used the computer.

so today she comes at me with some smartass remark about dishes and how i should use them. lolercaust.

so, i change my msn name to "lise-anne can tell me what to do when i see her in the kitchen with a soapy dish in her hand" because i knew it would piss her off and get her started.

anyways, she went off on a rant about how she works hard (8 hours a day, i currently work 12) and doesnt have time (she spends it all driving her 2001 cavalier LOL). then i told her off and said she was a lazy fuck and never does any work and that we both think so (me and her boyfriend).

then she gets all pissy and leaves the room like she always does. she runs from any argument just like my younger brother used to, oh the good times.

anyways, i am sure she will go maoning to him when she gets the chance because hes gone for the weekend to his parents. and i get to spend the next 4 days with her (woooo).

so, should i keep at her until she cries or just avoid her?

frankly i want to drag her into the kitchen and put her hands in soapy water. i swear i've never seen her do dishes or clean a room in my life...her life revolves around msn really.

on a side note, i can no longer use HER dishes....Thank god 90% of them are mine.
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Post by blood.angel »

I bet you wank in tandem when they are fucking.
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Post by ^misantropia^ »

Dump those dirty dishes in her bed, put a blanket over it and wait for Fun Things to come.
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

i tend to be sleeping before any of that would occur. i'm up at 7am. he isnt home until 1am. at which time shes normally sleeping anyways.

i do all my fucking mid-day. i know they love it.
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Post by losCHUNK »

buy a dishwasher

btw, you done good :D

id keep on if i was you just try to stay on your mates good side (which might be a tad difficult)
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

we both know shes lazy. he wont have a problem with me harassing her. he will most likely join in.
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Post by losCHUNK »

Memphis wrote:If you want to remain good mates with your housmate, probably best not to piss her off too much
Though if it was me, the temptation to wind her right up to the last notch would be too great to resist
w3rd

if i was you id wash my own plates and stick them away then just stick hers in the cupboard with yesterdays beef stew on it
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

haha. well i'm moving soon...(month or so), so i plan on leaving all the dirty dishes (hers) there until i move...see if they last until then.

it isnt even a fun bet, because i know 30 days from now those dishes will be in the same spot they are today.
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

she just came into the room and we looked at each other for a few seconds...like dead stare and then i go "got soap on them hands yet?"....and she ran out. bahahahahahahahaa
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

you've been doing her dishes for a year?
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

i just like to make sure dishes arent sitting around for weeks. keep the place fairly presentable.
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Post by -SKID- »

Oblivi0.on wrote:she just came into the room and we looked at each other for a few seconds...like dead stare and then i go "got soap on them hands yet?"....and she ran out. bahahahahahahahaa
lol
That made me laugh. :icon30:
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Post by FragaGeddon »

If she dirties one of her dishes than just don't wash her dishes.
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Post by ForM »

Oblivi0.on wrote:she just came into the room and we looked at each other for a few seconds...like dead stare and then i go "got soap on them hands yet?"....and she ran out. bahahahahahahahaa
Lmao, funny shit.

Nothing worse than a lazy roomy and a cunt to boot.

Twist it. Make the cunt cry.
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Post by Guest »

Is she hot?
Oblivi0.on
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

kinda. we had a thing around last april.
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Post by R00k »

Take her dishes out of the sink, leave them dirty, and pile them on the counter so you can wash all your dishes in the sink.

Keep yours clean, and let hers keep piling up. When her boyfriend comes home and all his and her dishes are in a 3-foot pile on the counter, he'll be more than happy to join in bitching at her.
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Post by YourGrandpa »

Since you're leaving in a month, start keeping all of your dishes packed and locked in your room. Then dirty up all of hers without cleaning any of them. When she runs out of dishes, use and wash your own, putting them back in your locked room when you're done.

That should piss her off.
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Post by Duhard »

Fuck her...rock hard...all night long.

Then do the dishes together.

Repeat if needed.
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Oblivi0.on wrote:she just came into the room and we looked at each other for a few seconds...like dead stare and then i go "got soap on them hands yet?"....and she ran out. bahahahahahahahaa
she wants to be fucked...
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Post by Cool Blue »

Get your own place. People are cunts.
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Post by MKJ »

Oblivi0.on wrote:kinda. we had a thing around last april.
? if theyve been together for about a year since januari and you had a thing in april... uhm.. ?
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Post by Pauly »

Stab her in the head. That worked wonders for me.
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

MKJ wrote:
Oblivi0.on wrote:kinda. we had a thing around last april.
? if theyve been together for about a year since januari and you had a thing in april... uhm.. ?
yup, exactly. heh.
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Post by MKJ »

cute :)
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