I'm asking dating advice on an internet forum

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:58 am

She can buy alcohol for you. Sounds like a keeper.

Post by **Geebs** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:36 pm

Hah, given what a fucking wierdo he is, he's definitely going to be keeping her.......in formaldehyde

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:04 pm

Horka Thane?!?!??! Whatever happened to that guy?

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:07 pm

Oh yea, nothing much different about dating older women either. I dated a 22 year old once. It was goin' swell, then she told me she had warts as she popped a zoloft and told me her story about the double homicide convict that stalks her.

Moral of the story. I date psychos.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:07 pm

Tell her you want to stick your tongue up her asshole and see what she says.

Post by **inolen** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:14 pm

Dark Metal wrote:Tell her you want to stick your tongue up her asshole and see what she says.

This man gives good advice.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:24 pm

ToxicBug wrote:Holy shit wtf I've just found out that she's 21 O_O

She looks 17 honestly!

Heh, good luck :icon19:

I shouldn't say anything though cause my roomates 23 and she's dating a 19 year old.

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:00 pm

:lol:

Does this place support archiving threads?

Post by **^misantropia^** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:00 am

Geebs wrote:Hah, given what a fucking wierdo he is, he's definitely going to be keeping her.......in formaldehyde

Kinky.

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:10 am

Just to help you out, I think this should be stickied for today.

Hope that helps man.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:31 am

Post by **Fender** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:42 pm

:lol: stickied

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:04 pm

lol... So have you asked her out yet? Cmon let's see if she likes some jailbait action here.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:57 am

Nah, I suddenly don't like her cause I think that when someone is 21 and only in the fucking college (1st year), something is seriously wrong. Most people who are in college here are 17-20, 20 being the oldest age to graduate.

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:39 am

lol that's kind of a retarded thing to say. Some people work and save up money after high school so that they can afford to go to college later. some choose to travel around a bit. others may just want time off from school for a bit.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:14 am

Grandpa Stu wrote:lol that's kind of a retarded thing to say. Some people work and save up money after high school so that they can afford to go to college later. some choose to travel around a bit. others may just want time off from school for a bit.

you'll have to forgive Toxic. he's unemployed and wishes he was a teddy bear.

Toxicbug

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:36 am

Grandpa Stu wrote:lol that's kind of a retarded thing to say. Some people work and save up money after high school so that they can afford to go to college later. some choose to travel around a bit. others may just want time off from school for a bit.

You don't need to save money to go to college here, its $132 per semester! Plus that girl is rich, her parents have a fresh Volvo and a new Mercedes 320-something.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:58 am

You poor fool, when will you realise that 21 is fucking young.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:02 pm

ToxicBug wrote:
Grandpa Stu wrote:lol that's kind of a retarded thing to say. Some people work and save up money after high school so that they can afford to go to college later. some choose to travel around a bit. others may just want time off from school for a bit.
You don't need to save money to go to college here, its $132 per semester! Plus that girl is rich, her parents have a fresh Volvo and a new Mercedes 320-something.

So..... shes rich.. who cares if shes dumb.. so long as shes nice, and is good in bed.. O_o

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:24 pm

ToxicBug wrote:
Grandpa Stu wrote:lol that's kind of a retarded thing to say. Some people work and save up money after high school so that they can afford to go to college later. some choose to travel around a bit. others may just want time off from school for a bit.
You don't need to save money to go to college here, its $132 per semester! Plus that girl is rich, her parents have a fresh Volvo and a new Mercedes 320-something.

then mebbe she traveled a bit first

or just did some work to figure out what she wanted to specialize in

fuck i feel old now :E

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:52 pm

Ryoki wrote:You poor fool, when will you realise that 21 is fucking young.

innit wtf, im 21 0.o

and yea she mightve taken a few yrs out, i know i did when i went to college (went there when i was 18 where most of the poeple where starting at 16)

dont back off cus of that, i had a 21 yo misses when i was 17 and twas awesome, although she did think i was 18 and throw a bit of a fit when i told her my 18th Bday was coming up but fuck it

Post by **U4EA** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:38 pm

I think this thread is ToxicBug's way of telling us all he's gay.

edit: .. not that there's anything wrong with that ..

Post by **Fjoggs** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:15 pm

Uh, you normally graduate from college when you'r 20? Maybe I'm confusing this with something else, but I thought college was like a university.

In Norway the average graduation age is 25.

Post by **Wizard .3** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:41 pm

Fjoggs wrote:Uh, you normally graduate from college when you'r 20? Maybe I'm confusing this with something else, but I thought college was like a university.

In Norway the average graduation age is 25.

I'll be 20 when I graduate from university. Mind you, just a B.Eng, but it's a start.

Edit: I think the average is maybe 20-22 here.