Beyoncé - Single Ladies

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dont worry about me... :dork:
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Don Carlos wrote: How many people sound better than her?
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Captain Mazda wrote:Lots of curry will do that...
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Whatever, I'd hit both of em.
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Doombrain wrote:Image
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Mr.Sparkle! wrote:Whatever, I'd hit both of em.
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a) Carey is thoroughly rough
b) who wants Jamie fucking Theakston's sloppy seconds?

Wouldn't kick beyonce out of bed for farting but she'd be guaranteed to try to sell you something halfway through
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Memphis wrote:
Eraser wrote:Beyoncé is such a whore.
All the time I hear people say how she's an awesome singer and such and while I'll give her the benefit of the doubt in that department, it still puzzles me why she feels the need to be all sex symbol like that. It really takes away any credibility in the singing department. A real shame to be honest.
Another example: Mariah Carey was a brilliant singer, until she decided to go down hip-hop-ho lane.
Beyoncé has nothing on Carey in the whoring department. Though i share your take on Carey, post Music Box slutting her way into the hip-hop crowd churning out relentless derivative trash that in no way accentuates her admittedy rather spectacular vocal talents, in comparison Beyoncé has always played the sex symbol angle, since the days of Destiny's Child (also a rich source of samey, cut n paste tossbollocks), yet also sports a cracking voice, completely and utterly wasted on shite like this. Seriously hasn't girl power evolved above and beyond 'look at my ass and buy me things'? I can cope (considerably:)) well to her flashing her arse about with tracks like Irreplacable (brief hand-clap for some Nu Soul, with some actual bloody Soul it it!). Sex, after all, sells. however this brand of happy-clappy whirly noise shit to the comically oxymoron tune of treat me like a lady (while i act like a slag) is unbearable. Shameful, is what it is.
Thanks for this post. It's the first thought through response to my rant so far...
I think you hit the nail on the head by saying Beyoncé has a good voice but that it's wasted. That's exactly the thing I'm miffed about. I won't deny that she has a good voice and is a good singer, but why oh why does she continue to produce crap like this? The reason is probably because the commercial engine behind her decides what she should do, what she should sing, what she should say, how she should dress and how she should dance. If she'd break free of the commercial nonsense, she'd probably be a far more respectable singer than she is now. Right now, she's a great entertainer, just like Britney Spears was in her "good days". It's just that if Beyoncé tried to do something "real", something that comes from her heart and not from a dollar hungry songwriter's head, then she'd shine, I'm sure of that. So far, I just haven't seen much of that yet.
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yea, there's a reason it's called the "music industry"
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Wow, that's the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard. All great influential artists are signed with record companies as well, so they are very much part of that very same music industry, yet they make music without the need to flaunt their titties (if present).
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When Hannah Montana gets old enough, she'll probably flash her tits at us as well. :up:

SEX SELLS SEX SELLS SEX SELLS.
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I can't fucking wait to see her tits. ^^^
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I can't fucking wait to jo to that!
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Don Carlos wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTegy6sBQVA&feature=related

Yum :drool:
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feedback wrote:I can't fucking wait to see her tits. ^^^
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Her slanted photo-shoot must put you off.
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what's that? nudez?
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feedback wrote:I can't fucking wait to see her tits. ^^^
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lol
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Tits ?
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Seriously someone said tits ?
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What's with the tongue? Every picture it's sticking out, and it doesn't look comfortable, let alone sexy.

I don't get it. Is this some new mating thing that anthropologists have overlooked in the human species for thousands of years?
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Nothing quite as complicated as that. It's just another attention deprived wannabe celeb whoring for more attention.
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Did you catch this ? :D

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Eraser wrote:Nothing quite as complicated as that. It's just another attention deprived wannabe celeb whoring for more attention.
Whether you like her or not, she's not a "wannabe" celeb.
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