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Uaintseenme
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Of all the stupid things

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I'm walking down the stairs, coming inside from a smoke (first one of the day, so I'm kinda dizzy if you know what that's like), as I'm walking I here this crackling noise under my left foot...so I turn around and look 'cause I'm like "What the fuck was that?". As soon as I turn around I totally forget that there's a lowered part of my ceiling and *SMACK* goes my hard forehead against the ceiling. Luckily it's only a red mark. :dork:
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Post by Geebs »

Well, what was it?
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Post by Guest »

Hey bet you feel stupid.
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Post by losCHUNK »

all good, try ironing half a shirt before someone walks in the room and calls you a plonker because the iron was off :D
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Post by Uaintseenme »

That's the weird thing, there wasn't a fuckin thing on the stairs. I think it was fate.
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Post by bork[e] »

Why do you make your quotes upsidedown?
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Post by losCHUNK »

australian ?
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Post by Uaintseenme »

That's how I've always done it, I like it that way.
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Post by Guest »

So tell me.

Are you attracted to brad pitt and edward norton or are you secretly hoping for a gay love afair between the two?
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Post by Uaintseenme »

lol, I like Fight Club, and I can't think of anything too creative, so I decided to make it apparent that my former self Zerofactor is gone and now I'm Uaint. But to answer your question though, no. I like pussy.
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Post by bork[e] »

hmmm, have any good links?
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Post by Canidae »

Sounds like living in your parents basement is getting the best of you.
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Uaintseenme wrote:lol, I like Fight Club, and I can't think of anything too creative, so I decided to make it apparent that my former self Zerofactor is gone and now I'm Uaint. But to answer your question though, no. I like pussy.
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Post by Uaintseenme »

Hey, I'm workin for my shit. Not everyone's parents hand them a car and money for rent to get an apt. :p
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Post by Uaintseenme »

stfu
Kracus wrote:
Uaintseenme wrote:lol, I like Fight Club, and I can't think of anything too creative, so I decided to make it apparent that my former self Zerofactor is gone and now I'm Uaint. But to answer your question though, no. I like pussy.
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Fill in the blank.

My _______ sense is tingling!
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:icon19:
Uaintseenme
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Post by Uaintseenme »

What would you like my sig. to be? Some nearly bare hot chick's ass? It's been done.
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It'd make it harder to call you a faggot.
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Post by bork[e] »

No, Kracus is a rock star...he gets all the hot chicks ok?
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I'm just fucking with ya tbh... I'm bored... :tear:
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Post by Uaintseenme »

True, but it's hard to come up with anything new these days. I'll think about it on my 2 days off.

EDIT: OH OK I'LL JUST BE PARANOID NOW KTHX ;)
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Post by bork[e] »

So, do you get paid vacations...becouse at my job I get paid vacations. Let us use this as an example............I get off for two days, and where most people will not get those two days paid I do. It's like I never take off. HOW GREAT IS THAT EH?
Uaintseenme wrote:True, but it's hard to come up with anything new these days. I'll think about it on my 2 days off.

EDIT: OH OK I'LL JUST BE PARANOID NOW KTHX ;)
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Post by Uaintseenme »

lol that's pretty cool, But since I haven't passed my 90 day probation, sick/personal days won't be available to me. Plus if I were able to do taht, they'd probably try to screw the money out of me. These guys won't let you have overtime, if you get it, they force you to go home early some other day.
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Post by Uaintseenme »

stupid number 2: I goto work at my scheduled time, 10pm. Swipe my card through the clock in machine *Rejected: Not Scheduled*. It seems I jumped ahead of myself on the schedule and came in on my night off. :icon29:
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