Oreos are..

[DRuM]

.. addictive.

[Dark Metal]

This is a bit off topic, however I was wondering if anyone has mentioned your huge, bulbous, face sized nose recently? And when I say face sized, I mean it's the size of a normal persons face. I mean it's really quite unattractive. Like horrible. So I was just wondering if anyone had mentioned it to you recently? I mean even in passing like "Hey how's that nose of yours?" or "Have you had surgery on that thing growing on your face?" or heard or seen people walking by reacting to it... You know like a concerned parent shielding their child's eyes as you walk past, or telling their kids that it's "not polite to stare" as they cringe and smile as they look at you quickly, trying not to make eye contact, knowing that if they do you might leach on and tell them stories of all of your life's adventures that are quite obviously fabricated in a vain attempt to impress, that everyone can see through?

Also, as a follow up, is it upsetting knowing that if you walked into a wall, stark naked with an erection, you'd break your nose long before "tiny tim" could ever even graze it's surface?

Just asking...

[DRuM]

[Captain]

This is a bit off topic, however I was wondering if anyone has mentioned your huge, bulbous, face sized nose recently? And when I say face sized, I mean it's the size of a normal persons face. I mean it's really quite unattractive. Like horrible. So I was just wondering if anyone had mentioned it to you recently? I mean even in passing like "Hey how's that nose of yours?" or "Have you had surgery on that thing growing on your face?" or heard or seen people walking by reacting to it... You know like a concerned parent shielding their child's eyes as you walk past, or telling their kids that it's "not polite to stare" as they cringe and smile as they look at you quickly, trying not to make eye contact, knowing that if they do you might leach on and tell them stories of all of your life's adventures that are quite obviously fabricated in a vain attempt to impress, that everyone can see through?

Also, as a follow up, is it upsetting knowing that if you walked into a wall, stark naked with an erection, you'd break your nose long before "tiny tim" could ever even graze it's surface?

Just asking...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... lodyte.htm

[Doombrain]

here we go, again

[Peenyuh]

Is this any way to treat DM for his very first amusing post...ever? Don't you think a sense of humor should be encouraged in the Socially Challenged? Let's bring him along gently, whadda yuh say guys?

[seremtan]

it wasn't amusing. DrUMb does indeed have a big nose, but DM's self-conscious attempt at A-game comedy fell well short of the mark

[CaseDogg]

Is this any way to treat DM for his very first amusing post...ever? Don't you think a sense of humor should be encouraged in the Socially Challenged? Let's bring him along gently, whadda yuh say guys?

I say you be here for at least a year before making posts with words like "ever" in them.

Noobs making dumb ass statements. The internets can be so refreshing.

[LawL]

This is a bit off topic, however I was wondering if anyone has mentioned your huge, bulbous, face sized nose recently? And when I say face sized, I mean it's the size of a normal persons face. I mean it's really quite unattractive. Like horrible. So I was just wondering if anyone had mentioned it to you recently? I mean even in passing like "Hey how's that nose of yours?" or "Have you had surgery on that thing growing on your face?" or heard or seen people walking by reacting to it... You know like a concerned parent shielding their child's eyes as you walk past, or telling their kids that it's "not polite to stare" as they cringe and smile as they look at you quickly, trying not to make eye contact, knowing that if they do you might leach on and tell them stories of all of your life's adventures that are quite obviously fabricated in a vain attempt to impress, that everyone can see through?

Also, as a follow up, is it upsetting knowing that if you walked into a wall, stark naked with an erection, you'd break your nose long before "tiny tim" could ever even graze it's surface?

Just asking...

2/10. Tried way, way too hard.

[Peenyuh]

Is this any way to treat DM for his very first amusing post...ever? Don't you think a sense of humor should be encouraged in the Socially Challenged? Let's bring him along gently, whadda yuh say guys?

I say you be here for at least a year before making posts with words like "ever" in them.

Noobs making dumb ass statements. The internets can be so refreshing.

In on a technicality. I've known people just like you guys all my life. Different names and faces...same ol same ol. I even expected you to say that. Watch the next few comments. I've only been surprised three times on this board. Also, notice the way I wrote it. Two questions in one. I may be a noob here, but I got me some snazzy slippers and that makes me taller than you.

[eMu]

"oreo" is a bit derogatory don't you think?

[Peenyuh]

Not if yer an oreo.

[LawL]

you're

[phantasmagoria]

oreos suck

[Captain]

No they don't.

[Captain]

They'll make you fat though.

[Scourge]

Only if you eat a shitload.

[Captain]

Don't drag shit into this

[Peenyuh]

OH! This is about actual cookies. Heh heh, I got it now.