Many stitches, cuts, even severed limb?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:15 pm

Hi!

I've been working with a 10" circular arm saw for two years.
Every time before I use it, I do a prayer not to get hurt by it.
I even pad it just before like a friend.

Yeird, but this is my ritual before I use it.

I always see myself cutting my fingers or my hand.

I've already cut myself with;
A utility knife=7 stitches. My hand. Apprentice electrician.
A arm saw= 8 inches. Small finger. Building speakers boxes.
A chain saw, lucky just =4 stitches. Major finger. Building a shack.
Car accident= 3 stitches. Front head . Right Hand bone broken.
Fight= 3 stitches upper lip.
Beer Splash from the floor= 3 stitches my upper lip.
120 pnds weight lifting, fell on my back...Right on my nose... No stitches but I still have a broking nose.

Pete

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:18 pm

Do you think the saw cares you pat it like a good friend?

Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:23 pm

I once cut my face off with a paintbrush

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:24 pm

Kracus wrote:Do you think the saw cares you pat it like a good friend?

Well, I have just these types of rituals and I beleive it does.

I wrote weird before...It is weird.

Do you work with hasardous tools?

Pete

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:24 pm

you need to take more care

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:26 pm

Before leaving my house, I pray that my car doesn't kill me.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:27 pm

[]-[] [[]] []v[] [[]] wrote:I once cut my face off with a paintbrush

:icon19: :icon19:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:28 pm

pete wrote:
Kracus wrote:Do you think the saw cares you pat it like a good friend?

Well, I have just these types of rituals and I beleive it does.

I wrote weird before...It is weird.

Do you work with hasardous tools?

Pete

Yeah I do actualy... I'm an atheist though so instead of patting my "tools" before I do anything with em I just try not to use them in a manner that would cause me to get injured.

However, if your saw one day decides to break beleive me it won't care where the bits that break off end up. No matter how friendly you were to your saw.

Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:29 pm

I pat my tool before I use it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:29 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:you need to take more care

Was that just about my friendly 10" circular saw?

They others, I doubt I could have prevent it.

Pete

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:35 pm

[]-[] [[]] []v[] [[]] wrote:I once cut my face off with a paintbrush

Is it real or how can this happened?

Pete

Post by **Bdw3** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:40 pm

I once stubbed my toe really bad on our pool table. The nail even broke off.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:42 pm

I got something in my eye yesterday and it was stinging like a bitch so I decided to go and look in the mirror to see if I could see it and it was this small spec of something flat about 1/4 the size of my pupil when I'm NOT on xtc.

It was like right in my eye and wouldn't come out, I finaly gave in and got it out with my finger... I've never in 28 years ever had to stick my finger on my eyeball for anything and surprisingly it didn't hurt...

Post by **ilum0s** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:43 pm

I ran over my toe with a wheelie bin full of bricks, broke my toe and took the nail off too.

Post by **Cool Blue** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:38 am

I had almost one hundred stitches in one laceration once. Could have been a more pleasant experience.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:09 pm

riddla wrote:I LOVE the taste of severed lamb!

Yeah! Me too on brochette, shish kebab.

I just corrected it, sorry.

Pete

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:29 pm

Never broken a bone.

Post by **mik0rs** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:46 pm

Sliced a bit of the side of my right index finger off, it bled... lots. And now it's sewn back on, yum yum.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:04 am

broken arm
fucked elbow
broken fingers
fractured skull
stitches in wrist
stitches in gum + inside lip
fractured eye socket
few other things which i cant remember

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:05 am

I wonder why...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:07 am

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:28 am

Kracus wrote:I wonder why...

lead and pipe, shouldn't speak

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:31 am

Says the demographic prone to suicide by detonation.

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:11 am

Funnily enough, I had a bloke in last night who'd cut the end off his finger with one of those. It was a real fucking mess.

Post by **stocktroll** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:48 am

ive been relatively injury free so far
only minor cuts and bruises

however my cock is kinda broken cuz it bends when erect and does wierd stuff when i piss