toilet paper

[Foo]

http://www.bidet.com/bidet.htm

The little girl grinning next to a gushing bidet is slightly sinister.

[LBt1st]

I live in an apartment so getting a bidet installed isn't really an option. Till I get my own house I squat in the tub after I've done my business.

The thought to going about my day with shit in my crack is disgusting. It's repulsive that most people don't clean shit off of their own bodies.

-Bean

[tnf]

so after you shit you take the time to fill the tub enough to take off your pants and squat down in it?

[[xeno]Julios]

I think he meant something like this:

If there is no shower hose that you can use, you can do a good job squatting under the bath tap and letting the water run down from the back.

[xer0s]

i still want to make toilet paper with various facts on it. i think that would make me rich... everyone uses toilet paper (most people at least)

You think that hasn't been done?

[andyman]

i still want to make toilet paper with various facts on it. i think that would make me rich... everyone uses toilet paper (most people at least)

You think that hasn't been done?

how many different kinds of toilet paper are there?

[tnf]

After careful consideration to all of this, I have made the following decision:

I am sticking with toilet paper. If need be I can use some soapy water down there with toilet paper.

[[xeno]Julios]

try it once

(unless you've already experienced something similar through showering).

[tnf]

I'll pass. While I am quite aware that there can be some germ/material transmission to the hands during normal TP wiping (which is why good hand washing is always so important), the idea of barehanding around down there is just not my thing and the idea of getting shit on my hands, even my own, makes me nauseated. And I do hope that anyone who does use your method has really good hand washing skills - and short fingernails. But based on the hand washing capacity I've observed in the general public (something you become more cognizant of after working in a lab where proper hand washing is imperative) I'd rather have people with a healthy wad of TP between their ass and their hand.

[Captain]

warm water and soap = far superior to toilet paper.

I've known that method since I was a toddler.

[LBt1st]

so after you shit you take the time to fill the tub enough to take off your pants and squat down in it?

No no, just run the water a little, and clean yourself off over the drain.

-Bean

[CaseDogg]

that's fuckin nasty, you know you got dookie fingers.

[andyman]

lol, maybe try to not shit all over yourself in the first place?

[[xeno]Julios]

...the idea of barehanding around down there is just not my thing and the idea of getting shit on my hands, even my own, makes me nauseated.

So you don't give yourself a good scrub even in the shower? It's not like your whole hand is coming into contact - it's just a finger pad, and it actually incentivises you to thoroughly wash your hands and fingers meticulously.

The finger really is an ideal tool for really doing a good job in there, so long as it's combined with water. And it's not like it's being smudged in a mass of poo - I always let the water run for a few seconds before making contact, and by that time it's really only a thin film of matter that you're dealing with.

How could you comfortably be in a 69er position when you're on top, knowing that your unclean anus is right above your partner's nose?

Or what if your partner is sitting on your face while you're giving her oral, and her unclean anus is rubbing against your chin, which you then smear over her body as you're making out with her later?

There've been a couple girls I've been with who didn't have clean assholes and it ain't fun at all when you get that whiff. Actually I bring this issue up with just about all the girls i've dated, and they all appreciate the my standards of hygiene.

[tnf]

jesus christ jules, if it hasn't been an issue as of yet in my life why are you so obsessed with how I would clean my ass?

[[xeno]Julios]

just curious dude that's all - i know many ppl who don't use bidets but still use their fingers to clean themselves in the shower. I think the questions i posed are legitimate and i'm genuinely curious how you'd deal with them.

[Geebs]

I think a whole load of the wierd shit that julios has posted in the past suddenly makes sense

[Plan B]

Instructive thread, but I think I'll stick with paper.
The whole water and soap thing seems a bit compulsive, I can handle the odd dingleberry.

[andyman]

HAHAHAHHAA http://www.break.com/index/skater-catches-fire.html

[ek]

just curious dude that's all - i know many ppl who don't use bidets but still use their fingers to clean themselves in the shower. I think the questions i posed are legitimate and i'm genuinely curious how you'd deal with them.

legitimate and genuine...

[shaft]

LOL at jules thinking everyone goes straight from taking a shit to oral/69.

[tnf]

hey whats better after crushing a toilet?

luckily my turds (except for those explosive days) are generally and genuinely firm and solid, leaving little to no residual fecal matter behind.

[[xeno]Julios]

LOL at jules thinking everyone goes straight from taking a shit to oral/69.

even if it's hours, shit still smells.

but yes, lol indeed!

[werldhed]

LOL at jules thinking everyone goes straight from taking a shit to oral/69.

Exactly. I almost always take a shower before sex, and the wife does as well. Especially since she's coming home from the hospital...

I see jules' point, but it seems overly paranoid to me. My ass will be cleaned at least once (sometimes more) each day, and I'm not too worried about the time until then. Taking off my clothes and squatting in the tub just seems like a waste of energy.

That said, I will dab the toilet paper in warm water and maybe some soap if I have a particularly messy movement. But that's not too often.

[hate]

u know julios has those long creepy fucking 3rd world fingernails too

that harbor a nest of e-coli

u eat with your left hand...

creep..?